Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

We picked sides economically. And the Axis was aware of how powerful our economic potential was, and they knew that we were THE most valuable asset to the Allies' efforts in fighting the war. Therefore we made it inevitable to join the war by supporting the Allies as much as we could for as long as we could but FDR knew that the Axis would at one point stop tolerating it and declare war on us.
 

That sucks. Apparently they still haven't learned their lesson after 45 years under a brutal dictatorship. Of course, the government's just doing what unchecked governments do, but you'd think their citizens would be a little less complicit with all this.

What I'm curious about is whether China will side with them again if Russia starts another big East/West rivalry. China seems to be embracing Western customs far more than Russia ever has. If we can get China to stand up to Russia along with the rest of the West, there could be a tremendous amount of economic pressure. Then we'll see if Putin's party will still be able to justify emasculating democracy over there for "economic reasons".
 
We picked sides economically. And the Axis was aware of how powerful our economic potential was, and they knew that we were THE most valuable asset to the Allies' efforts in fighting the war. Therefore we made it inevitable to join the war by supporting the Allies as much as we could for as long as we could but FDR knew that the Axis would at one point stop tolerating it and declare war on us.

And that is the exactly what I said. But we had also been involved in the Asian side of the war which is very overlooked and thats what actually put us in the war because Japan actually got to the point of declaring war. If America just supported the Allies and Axis powers evenly (neutrality) and ignored Japans recapturing of Asia then we still would have found our way out of debt, but that would not have been a smart route to take considering the immense immigrant population we had.
 
You ever notice how many wars the US got into because of boats getting attacked?

War of 1812 - Chesapeake/Leopard incident/impressment

Spanish American War - USS Maine in Havana harbor

World War I - U-boat sinks Lusitania with several Americans on board

World War II - Pearl Harbor

Vietnam - USS Maddox/Gulf of Tonkin incident
 
Let's not forget that the Pentagon itself has a mechanism that allows it to both float and propel itself forward in case of severely flooding, making it technically capable of being a boat.
 
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/more/02/27/sabbath.colorado.ap/index.html?cnn=yes

DENVER (AP) -- State senators have taken up the cause of a Jewish boys basketball team whose playoff run may be halted because its players can't play on the Jewish Sabbath.

The Herzl/Rocky Mountain Hebrew Academy team could be headed for a regional championship on Saturday, March 8, if it wins one more game. But the Denver team's religious beliefs prohibit students from playing on the Jewish Sabbath between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday.

If Herzl/RMHA makes it to the regional championship and refuses to play a Saturday game, another school would be chosen to take its place, CHSAA commissioner Bill Reader said.

Earlier this month, the Colorado High School Activities Association, which governs sports and other high school activities, rejected the team's request for a schedule change.

At the end of morning debate in the state Senate on Wednesday, Majority Leader Ken Gordon, D-Denver, called on the CHSAA to be more flexible.

Senate President Peter Groff, D-Denver, said the CHSAA's decision was ironic because it has a rule barring games from being played on Sunday for religious reasons.

Sen. Tom Wiens, R-Sedalia, said there must be a way for the CHSAA to accommodate the team.

"It just seems like the bureaucracy has run amok here," Wiens said.

Bruce H. DeBoskey, mountain states regional director for the Anti-Defamation League, said the group was disappointed by CHSAA's decision.
 
Twin Gay-Porn Stars Arrested for Supervillainry
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TWINS Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney have been arrested for allegedly breaking into area businesses by cutting rooftop holes to gain entry. Turns out, they were also just as skilled at breaking into their second, more respectable careers - as hardcore gay-porn stars.

The 25-year-old Goffney twins, both of New Jersey, were arrested Feb. 19. They were charged with breaking into Moon's Beauty Shop at 9th and Washington streets in South Philadelphia and the adjoining Wings and More, using only a handsaw and ax to get in through the roofs of the establishments.

A Rite Aid at Front Street and Snyder Avenue was burglarized in a similar fashion the previous day. On Feb. 8, Taleon Goffney is alleged to have committed similar burglaries at Wawas in Nether Providence and Wallingford, Delaware County, according to police.

Chief Richard Slifer of Nether Providence said cash, cigarettes and condoms had been among the items taken.

The twins are the focus of a tristate Rooftop Burglary Task force, led by New Jersey investigators, the state where many of the 40-some rooftop burglaries have been committed over the last 18 months.

The Goffney twins are also the focus of numerous hardcore Internet gay-porn videos - some of which they star in together under the stage names Keyon and Teyon, according to several Internet sites that write about modeling and gay culture.

In "Marc and the Twins," which was distributed only online, the Goffneys are hanging out on the Las Vegas strip when they offer to audition for "Marc," a chiseled black porn star who happens to pass by.

The three take the "audition" to a seedy hotel room. Although "Marc" is the focus of the encounter, the twins can be seen rubbing each other's chests and getting cozy.

"Marc and the Twins" seems to be the most popular of the online porn films that star Taleon and Keyontyli. Their co-star in the film, Marc Williams, is a fairly big name in gay porn, according to Erik Schut, editorial director of Philadelphia-based TLA Entertainment Group.

The company's Web site, TLAVideo.com, is the nation's largest retailer of gay porn DVDs. To Schut's knowledge, the twins have not appeared in any porn films available on DVD, but he said if they had chosen to further their career in porn, "They could have been huge."

"Two incredibly beautiful black men and twins - it's unprecedented," Schut said. "Ethnic, gay models are rare."

In fact, Keyontyli, a graduate of the Barbizon School of Modeling, seems to have had legitimate gigs as a model, according to his portfolios on Jurgita.com and NYCastings.com. He has served as a runway model for clothing companies BOIISH and Azzure, and this month, he has a seven-page spread in CLIK, a magazine for black gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people.

He lists several television appearances in his portfolio, including gigs as a "seat filler" on VH1's "Save the Music," and a "Super Bowl shuffler" in a "Saturday Night Live" skit.

Taleon also has a lengthy portfolio - but his is kept by the police.

"Taleon is a bad, bad dude," one police source said.

Chief Dave Kunkel of Clementon, N.J., had no trouble recalling his department's run-in with Taleon in 2006.

Officers conducting surveillance work at an apartment complex spotted Taleon running up the building's walls and turning back flips.

"The officers said, 'We're glad we're not going after him,' " Kunkel recalled. "Lo and behold, after that, he began conducting open-air, hand-to-hand drug sales."

Police arrested Taleon for possessing about a half-ounce of crack cocaine and a loaded .25-caliber automatic handgun. While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.


Indeed, they didn't. Two officers were injured while chasing Taleon. A week later, he turned himself in. But he didn't return the department's handcuffs, Kunkel said.

Kunkel was unaware what sentence Taleon received in the case, but he noted that at the time of Taleon's arrest he also was facing charges in other New Jersey counties and in Delaware.

The Camden County Prosecutor's Office said it was prohibited from releasing information regarding Taleon's record or his criminal history.

Several lead investigators with the Rooftop Burglary Task Force in Pennsylvania and New Jersey declined to comment yesterday on the case, fearing that it would jeopardize their ongoing investigations.

According to a police source and online court records, the Goffney brothers are scheduled for a preliminary hearing in Philadelphia tomorrow on charges of burglary, trespassing, theft and related crimes.

According to the source, both men remain in prison. Online court records, however, indicate that Keyontyli may be free on $75,000 bail while his brother remains in prison on $150,000 bail.

Fog Helmut said:
Breaking into buildings by chopping holes in the roofs with an axe? Backflips? Gay porn? These guys are loving incredible! These criminals are getting crazier and crazier. Obviously the police are hardly a match for them. Will we need some new breed of gay-supercop to stop them?
 
While handcuffed in the back of the moving car, Taleon smashed out the rear window by head-butting it, police said. He then dove through the window and its steel frame, causing $1,800 in damage, Kunkel said.

After landing on his face, Taleon rose to his feet and, while still handcuffed, fled on foot and into a nearby pond, police said.

"He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers saying, 'You'll never catch me,' " Kunkel said.

That kicks ass.