Dakryn's Batshit Theory of the Week

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

Fuckin'-A, I thought that was a goof at first, then I saw it on my RSS:
http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Americas/2010/0601/Tropical-Storm-Agatha-floods-kill-150-cause-giant-sinkhole-in-Guatemala-City

 

[Dak]

Nuke option to seal oil leak

I read about this on conspiracy sites weeks ago, saying it was going to come to this (nuke option).

 

[Chanakya]

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[Dak]

Thats pretty epic, Val.

And its apparently from a sewage system bursting:

http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSN2333586020070223

I am skeptical of that explanation. I don't know of any city that has a sewer system that deep in the ground. Looks like just a massive sink-hole.

 

[Srontgorrth]

Well heres a news clip of the incident as well, though its in Spanish :/

 

[Srontgorrth]

Wait a minute.

The 3 pictures you posted are of two different sinkholes.

The old one (from 2007, based on the Reuters article and the youtube vid)comprises of the first two pics, and the last picture is the sinkhole that just occurred (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/com...-sinkhole-swallows-building-in-guatemala.html)

 

[Cythraul]

The giant fucking Guatemalan hole was an inside job.

 

[Dak]

Wait a minute.

The 3 pictures you posted are of two different sinkholes.

The old one (from 2007, based on the Reuters article and the youtube vid)comprises of the first two pics, and the last picture is the sinkhole that just occurred (http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/com...-sinkhole-swallows-building-in-guatemala.html)

Ah, you are correct. I found all 3 shots in the same spot and I was surfing half asleep in the middle of the night trying to get my son to go back to sleep. I didn't think they looked like the same surroundings but in my half asleep state just assumed it was before the hole enlarged.

The giant fucking Guatemalan hole was an inside job.

I am not suggesting any kind of conspiracy theory behind a sinkhole. I am just saying whatever local source suggested it was caused by the sewer system, or maybe some AP member who suggested that probably isn't very smart. Sink-holes happen. Judging from that photo, it doesn't even look like that town has a sewer system.

Edit: Probably an underground river swollen from all the rain + maybe some sort of sewer cistern somewhere bursting caused whatever was holding up the "roof" of the underground river to cave and the rest of it to give way.

 

[Cythraul]

I know man. I just felt like saying that.

 

[Dak]

I know man. I just felt like saying that.

<3. Can I ride in your luggage next MDF?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

so the thing is 200 ft deep? Would be cool to go down there and check it out.
I wonder how stable the surrounding area is?

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Depends how many Kriglochs there are in the general vicinity, I'd imagine.

 

[Matt]

Pretty sure there is like a river of sewage down there or something.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

river of sewage

Cool band name.

 

[Dak]

Army mental disorder cases on the rise

Hooah 13 month deployment results.

China moves to restrict Rare Earth Metals, DoD worried.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

HOOHAH!

 

[Dak]

There is a joke in the Marines that "Hooah is what it sounds like when you try to say Oorah with a dick in your mouth."

Army personnel never laugh at that joke

 

[Matt]

Another example of how Marines are assholes. And waaay too arrogant, considering their actual accomplishments

 

[Dak]

Maybe individually, but compare the Army's track record to the Marine Corps track record since the military became voluntary and the Army looks pretty bad.

The Marines get sent into the "trouble" spots because the Army can't handle it. Most obvious recent examples are the Al Anbar province in Iraq and now working on the dangerous Nimruz province in Afghanistan, a country where the Army has been having it's ass kicked since the "War on Terror" began.

 

[Einherjar86]

Shouldn't you guys be supporting each other instead of getting into these little bitch fits? I mean, you're all fighting the same war.