dear susie column

[Dora]

same here, metallica sux.. we should beat them to death together

 

[Susie]

Dear Susie

As you can see by my nick name, Metallica Sux. Everytime i listen to them, i want to smash my face in, throw the cat out of the window and light the house on fire not to mention go and kick James and Lars and gang's arse. What can i do about it?

JUST DO IT, ps apart from throwing the cat out the window

 

[Malaclypse]

dear susie,

i have a hexenschuß. what should i do?

 

[Dhatura]

dear susie,

i have a hexenschuß. what should i do?

Sorry, Susie, but I must give this peace of advice to Vulture:

VultureCulture, there are really, really fine thermal baths in Hungary. You should visit them and you'll get cured. No kidding.

 

[Malaclypse]

well pay me the ticket and i would even do that i guess a really hot bath would be great...

 

[Susie]

dear susie,

i have a hexenschuß. what should i do?

Well i think you should take a trip to the doctors, because i havent got a clue what that means, sorry That could be anything to me

1. a nasty vanerial disease.

2. a really bad album of a dead shit band.

3. a car that resembles, a robin reliant

 

[Susie]

well pay me the ticket and i would even do that i guess a really hot bath would be great...

so i was right with my number 1 guess good guess hey

 

[Malaclypse]

i dunno what vanerial means, but i looked up hexenschuß and it's called lumbago in english.

 

[Dhatura]

i dunno what vanerial means, but i looked up hexenschuß and it's called lumbago in english.

Well, vanerial as such doesn't exist But venerial means nasty diseases you can get if you do someone who happens to have it, gonorrhoea, AIDS, syphilys, and such nice things.

 

[Malaclypse]

oh well... ehrm not one of these diseases

 

[Susie]

Well, vanerial as such doesn't exist But venerial means nasty diseases you can get if you do someone who happens to have it, gonorrhoea, AIDS, syphilys, and such nice things.

HHAAAA Hey , are you pickin on my smellin, i mean my spelling , i havent been to school for 16 years you no, but that just means i,m old

 

[Susie]

oh well... ehrm not one of these diseases

Well i,m sorry mate , lumbago, i think thats like back ache isnt it,

 

[Malaclypse]

yeah that's the one

 

[Susie]

yeah that's the one

Yeh mate what you need then, is big mamma to trample on your back but that just make your lungs collapse no you just soak in a hot bath , and smoke a pipe

 

[Malaclypse]

cool i only have a shower and i don't smoke, damn

 

[Susie]

Hahahahahaha... nice song, reminds a bit of Light Starbuzz from Toy Story

Its really funny, have you heard( :hotjump: fire on the dance floor :hotjump: )

 

[rafael]

Is that a song?`Fire on the dance floor?

 

[Susie]

Is that a song?`Fire on the dance floor?

:hotjump: Yeh its sang by the same band, electric six,download it just for a laugh

 

[rafael]

Hahahahahahahahahaha..... that's just great!

"You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty pretty, pretty pretty, pretty <something>!"

 

[Susie]

Hahahahahahahahahaha..... that's just great!

"You're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty pretty, pretty pretty, pretty <something>!"

yes i am a pretty ,pretty, pretty , big pain in the arse