Death test!

[Torgoth]

You can expect to die on:

February 10, 2028
at the age of 45 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Heart Attack (10%)


When you die?
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/

 

[xenophobe]

March 30, 2033
at the age of 64 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Homicide (10%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)
Confusion (5%)
Wild Animal Mauling (5%)

 

[Weapon X]

You can expect to die on:

October 26, 2049
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Suicide (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

I die when I'm old, it must be true. Unless I kill myself before hand.

 

[Torgoth]

Originally posted by Weapon X
I die when I'm old, it must be true. Unless I kill myself before hand.

But remember that there's only 7% possibility for that.

 

[_A_SCARLET_SUNSET_]

You can expect to die on:


October 12, 2039
at the age of 52 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Heart Attack (20%)
Homicide (9%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

 

[Weapon X]

Originally posted by Torgoth
But remember that there's only 7% possibility for that.

Thanks I'm feeling better now!!!

 

[Taliesin]

You can expect to die on:


March 20, 2061
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (38%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Third Degree Burns (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)

 

[403]

oh no, I'm not taking that one

 

[Rivfader]

August 12, 2038
at the age of 55 years old.


Auto-Fellatio (14%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Wild Animal Mauling (6%)

 

[nafnikufesin]

March 8, 2051
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (24%)
Alcoholism (13%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Loneliness (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Y'know something, if I have an 8% chance of dying of alien abduction, I'm not too concerned about this test being right...

 

[nafnikufesin]

Originally posted by Rivfader
Auto-Fellatio (14%)

Damn! That's how I wanted to go!

 

[Ziller]

You can expect to die on:

May 14, 2057
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (35%)
Cancer (15%)
Horrible Accident (14%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Hmm... I'll have the horrible accident, with extra gore, please. Maybe I'll find out the terminal velocity of a Finn in free fall.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Now what if the horrible accident involves a cancer that was induced by the alien's anal probe, resulting in the only means of you obtaining any satisfaction was through auto-fellatio, but by attempting this it ultimately resulted in a heart attack?

 

[Ziller]

Damn, I better start stretching those tendons & muscles or I'll die a very frustrated man... but wait: I'll still have my hands won't I?

 

[~UlvedaL~]

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

March 25, 2043
at the age of 59 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (21%)
Alcoholism (14%)
-Heart Attack (14%)
-Alien Abduction (9%)
-Drowning (9%)
-Third Degree Burns (6%)
-Loneliness (5%)
-Auto-Fellatio (5%)

 

[Heretic _Princess]

June 8, 2042
at the age of 63 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

 

[Rivfader]

Originally posted by nafnikufesin
Damn! That's how I wanted to go!

Me too... *Living in hope*

 

[Steve]

November 4, 2110
at the age of 122 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (20%)
Drowning (10%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Loneliness (5%)

Holy Shit!!!
I doubt I'll live that long.

 

[Pagan]

March 6, 2003
at the age of 28 years old.

Cancer (29%)
Contagious Disease (21%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Oh shit!

 

[Mark]

June 1, 2044
at the age of 71 years old. WOO!

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (33%)
Electrolysis (15%)
Cancer (12%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)