Death vox (Sorry to do this)

[The absent friend]

I know theres about a million threads on this but I just can't seem to get find a proper answer in any of em

How the hell do you do death vocals? Im in a cover band with a few mates of mine and we're gonna start doing some Opeth songs but I gotta learn this stuff first.

Any help would be GREATLY appreciated

 

[deliverance]

you have to let 17 black guys bukkake on your face, and down your throat. only THEN will you have great death vox.

 

[FUBAR]

^ He's right you know. when I tried I only did sixteen thinking, "Oh one won't make much difference" It does

 

[FUBAR]

^ He's right you know. when I tried I only did sixteen thinking, "Oh one won't make much difference" It does and I can't be bothered to do it again from scratch

 

[Episteme]

Bukkake rules.

 

[Luz]

...Beer

\m/

Luz.-

 

[AjDeath]

Bukkake rules.

This is a profound statement that I am in total agreement with.

 

[The absent friend]

you have to let 17 black guys bukkake on your face, and down your throat. only THEN will you have great death vox.

Of Course! And here I was thinking it had something to do with breathing and stuff

 

[ChrisEmerson]

breathing is for the weak.

 

[deliverance]

that's right, it's all about the bukkake. absent friend, learn from fubar's foolish mistake...anything less than 17 is just for your own enjoyment. 17 or more will get you the vox you desire.

 

[JoeVice]

wow guys...man, i have no fucking idea how to do it. i've heard from many that it is something that you can either do, or can't. but, i suppose there is a key to figuring it out. i know most of it should come from your gut and your chest, and even the roof of your mouth.

 

[Seth'Peth]

you have to let 17 black guys bukkake on your face, and down your throat. only THEN will you have great death vox.

LMAO!!... Must be a Howard Stern listener, ha?

Seth

 

[dorian gray]

you came here looking for advice?! ahahahahahahahahaha!

 

[Jinn]

Growl from the gut.
use your diaphram.
small opening of the mouth = lower growl

screw around with that and see where that gets ya.

And remember, growling's gonna be a bit painful, but if it gets too painful, you need to rethink your style before you permanantly damage your vocal cords.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

the guy from necrophagist must have had aproximately 37 black men...

 

[deliverance]

LMAO!!... Must be a Howard Stern listener, ha?

Seth

actually, i never listen to him..i'm not a fan of his haha. it was just my sick mind at work.

 

[KeithPars]

"""""^ He's right you know. when I tried I only did sixteen thinking, "Oh one won't make much difference" It does""""""

That was so brilliantly timed that I now pronounce you a god

(for me at least...I don't know I just took speed)

 

[The Grimace]

I deny any relationship between my vocals, or anything having to do with my mouth, and black penis/bukkake, as does Mikael I'm sure.

But that is going in my sig.

 

[Risquit]

Speaking of bukkake, me and my friend are working on a Flash animation called The Bukkake Warrior. Its about a guy who produces vast amounts of jiz and uses said jiz to fight crime. His arch enemies are the Cum-guzzling Ass Ninjas, an organized crime group with funnel-shaped mouths, whom BW has a hard time defeating. Hmmm, maybe he needs a sidekick...

 

[Nico]

^Now THAT is fucking awesome.