Did a plane crash into the Pentagon on 9/11?

[lizard]

it is a known fact that THERE WERE NO JEWS IN THE TOWERS.

[/devilsadvocate]
[/foxmulder]

I assume you're being funnay, but for the less enlightened among us, that's an urban legend.

 

[JayKeeley]

And those planes....nobody got sacrificed other than the passengers. Yeah, there's this old technology called "FLY BY WIRE". I wouldn't be surprised if those planes were remotely controlled by some mossad airforce maverick top gun dude handy with an atari joystick.

So US goes to war with Iraq.

Civil war breaks out and all sunnis, kurds, and shias kill each other off which we all watch (like we did Rwanda).

Now the land is vacant.....so we hand it off to Israel, cos you know, they need a bigger backyard, and some oil won't be too bad.

Israel builds an oil pipeline from the country "formerly known as Iraq" to the US.

Et voila, dedicated oil supply.

 

[NAD]

The X-files was probably the greatest show on television, EVAR.

 

[JayKeeley]

I assume you're being funnay, but for the less enlightened among us, that's an urban legend.

Yeah, have you ever checked the "whois" for that IP address? It's frickkin' running off a Halburton ISP server. And it's solaris, not linux.

 

[A_Hilter]

those jews! I tried to get the word out but did anyone listen?

 

[JayKeeley]

Jews have a secret handshake.

 

[NAD]

I'll bet President Skroob taught it to them!

 

[A_Hilter]

I tried to get some juden to show me das handshake and they fooled me by showing me some nignog rapping and tapping.

 

[JayKeeley]

I know it, but alas, I cannot divulge -- otherwise my cover is blown. All I can tell you is that it involves standing on one foot and flapping the left elbow.

 

[JayKeeley]

the Mossad is by far the best trained secret police in the world ... fact

SAS > Mossad > Italian reserve infantry > French police > Navy Seals

 

[A_Hilter]

you're forgetting Delta Force. Which doesn't officially exist, making it the worst kept secret in the world. I would have to nominate mein own Otto Skorzeny but tragically he is the dead.

 

[JayKeeley]

Delta Force would be better if Chuck Norris were really in it.

 

[JayKeeley]

was

 

[lurch70]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hahaha yes, let's blame the jews

well i wouldn't say it's not possible the israeli gov't could have had a hand, but in any event jews != israeli gov't :Smug:

 

[JayKeeley]

see, they even have their own airline

 

[NAD]

SAS > Mossad > Italian reserve infantry > French police > Navy Seals

Spetsnaz > all

I mean they train with real bullets wtf.

 

[lurch70]

see, they even have their own airline

godfred viking

 

[cthulufhtagn]

wtf are a)SAS and b)spetsnaz

 

[JayKeeley]

and spetsnaz is www.google.com