Does anyone else here own Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia? Its so damn good, and I dont usually like black metal, if you dont own it, I decree that thou must go buyeth it. Go on. Its awesome. Dont even bother downloading a track or two to check it out, its so damn good you would only be ruining the pure listening experience for yourself. (Yes, they are black metal before anyone says something, apparently there are only 2 black metal bands ever in the history of everything if you ask some people! Genre nazis suck 
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They qualify as black metal because:
* They make scary faces in photos.
* They paint their faces like a bad Kiss tribute band.
* They sing about hating everyone and everything but when you watch their dvd they just get drunk and go for a swim the whole time basically.
* They constantly get told they arent black metal.
* They put naked women on their album covers.
* They are from Norway, and thus were born tr00 apparently.
Im sure someone will say how their old stuff is better but they are liars. Liars, charlatans and thieves. Having said that, I have Pure Darkness Triumphant or whatever its f**king called ordered from amazon as thats apparently their best album, but theres no way they will be able to beat PEM so just go buy PEM, even if you dont like black metal (which they are even if they arent). I also have Spiritual Black Dimensions also, but well, its not as good as PEM.
Dont buy For All Tid though, I thought the vocals were awful as I couldnt understand a word they were saying, then I found out they are singing in Norwegian on that album. How tr00.
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Strange with all the 3 word albums titles.
Black Metal Posers?
Goth Music Wankers?
Pretentious Somnambulist Miscreants?
Anyway, to sum up, go and buy PEM, its f**king fab!
)They qualify as black metal because:
* They make scary faces in photos.
* They paint their faces like a bad Kiss tribute band.
* They sing about hating everyone and everything but when you watch their dvd they just get drunk and go for a swim the whole time basically.
* They constantly get told they arent black metal.
* They put naked women on their album covers.
* They are from Norway, and thus were born tr00 apparently.
Im sure someone will say how their old stuff is better but they are liars. Liars, charlatans and thieves. Having said that, I have Pure Darkness Triumphant or whatever its f**king called ordered from amazon as thats apparently their best album, but theres no way they will be able to beat PEM so just go buy PEM, even if you dont like black metal (which they are even if they arent). I also have Spiritual Black Dimensions also, but well, its not as good as PEM.
Dont buy For All Tid though, I thought the vocals were awful as I couldnt understand a word they were saying, then I found out they are singing in Norwegian on that album. How tr00.
!
Strange with all the 3 word albums titles.
Black Metal Posers?
Goth Music Wankers?
Pretentious Somnambulist Miscreants?
Anyway, to sum up, go and buy PEM, its f**king fab!
