Discussion about the war between Israel and Lebanon, and how OP plays his role.

[Metal head87]

uke:

 

[ivry91]

We'll you sure know you're stuff, but thats still not a win ..Emo bashing kid!

Now that would be a win.

 

[GONE Ridin' Hood]

Do you want to see someone with diarreah shit into their own mouth? I laughed my ass off the first time I saw it, no pun intended.

Ohhh please put the link here!

uke: . .

 

[paradoxile]

I can give you a discription of a similar thing(though not real).
Austin Powers 2:the Spy who shagged me.

after felicity sleeps with fat bastard and puts a homing device in his ass...the team follows the signal to a toilet in a train station.next shot you have the spy HQ where you see a coffee pot resting cofortably next to a container with fat bastard's feces and it's quite obvious Austin took the wrong container...while everyone screaming at him "Austin NOOO!"
he takes a sip, everyone is silently disgusted and Austin says "mmm nutty".

is that gore enough for you, ese?

 

[Metal head87]

Like an oral toilet? I've seen real ones. The Austin Powers one was fake. I think I sent the Mudfall video to Ivry, which has someone shitting on another person.

I'll try to find the pic of someone who put an octopuss in their ass and crotch.

I take stupid potty humor to the next level!

I'm sure anyone who was interested in what was posted before would have seen the link already.

 

[paradoxile]

don't you have anything better to do than to search the internet for pics of people shitting on theselves?
and I sugguest you censore the link...this forum is no place for this shit(no pun intended)...this is a justified reason to ban you...better take it off before Avi wakes up and sees it.

 

[Metal head87]

Spoilsport
I don't need to look them up. I have them all saved to favorites.
I find it funny that you looked at it hahahahahahahaha.
Once again, I prove that I'm the most disgusting one here!

 

[paradoxile]

who said I saw it?
assuming what you described was really in the photo is not something I would like to see...I draw the line at beasitiality

I'm kidding off course...though that octopus in the crotch thing does sound pretty funny like a girl saying to a guy "don't worry it won't bite"

 

[Metal head87]

That one was not bestiality. I didn't post the bestiality one since I don't know where it is. The one I posted was someone giving themselves an oral toilet. Far more disgusting, and funny, than bestiality, I mean fishiality.
Hahahahaha, poo.

 

[paradoxile]

I was talking about oral toilet thingy...I don't see anything wrong with someone sticking an octopus in her vagina as long as it's already dead...otherwise it's animal abuse.I say if you can eat it then it's ok to stick in your vagina.
it's funny but still qualified as porn so don't put a link here...but an oral toilet is just vile it's not even funny.

 

[Metal head87]

The octopuss would have most likely been dead since I don't think they can live outside of water.
People normally eat animals and fish, but in that case, the fish probably ate her out (you knew I was going to say that so don't act surprised).

 

[paradoxile]

actually I didn't think about it at the moment(which is really not like me) and I should have.

 

[Corporal McDick]

What the fuck is going here?!
This thread is worse than the war.....

 

[paradoxile]

yes it is
long time no see...how's the army?
and are you sgt. McDick already?

 

[Corporal McDick]

Yeah.... been closing a lot and then I formatted my pc, so it took me some time to come to UM forums....
How's army? Same shit as generations before. War was an expirience, I tell you honestly, since I serve up north. But I have some time for sgt. mcdick. And who knows, maybe it will be ensign McDick someday

 

[Metal head87]

What the fuck is going here?!
This thread is worse than the war.....

Continue spouting out such blasphemy and you will be in for a double dose of beastiality oral toilets
I corrupted this whole forum.

 

[Corporal McDick]

Continue spouting out such blasphemy and you will be in for a double dose of beastiality oral toilets
I corrupted this whole forum.

Are you threatening me, Gringo?
Cuz I've been there up north, I say this from comparison.
Besides, blasphemy is fun.
So is shooting stuff.
And beer.

 

[ivry91]

Are you threatening me, Gringo?
Cuz I've been there up north, I say this from comparison.
Besides, blasphemy is fun.
So is shooting stuff.
And beer.

Too bad we didn't get much of that up north, fellow soldier.

 

[Metal head87]

Beer is not fun, fun is beer.

 

[paradoxile]

shooting stuff is fun...I almost miss it...if it wasn't for the 3km hike to the shooting range with full gear and the 60 rookies bitching all the way there oh and the stupid female officer who ordered the leg to shoot at the targets while I was at near one of the the targets with one of the rookies from the previous leg and almost got us both killed simply because she didn't notice...god I hate that whore...
I guess Ensign McDick sounds ok as long as you don't get sagemet...you and me both know that disease in impossible to cure.

by shooting stuff do you mean shooting with an M-16 or Mag,0.5 or the really heavy stuff like Tomat,MLRS,Tank?
and all hail the mighty beer god.
ömg-stands for "öl,min gud" which is swedish for "beer,my god"