Do you have a quote for the day?

[Stoker]

Everyone try and write something of your own. I'm curious to see what you are all thinking about.
I dunno, just trying to make things interesting around here.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

"we'll just have to grease up your butt then"

...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'll just put the best quote I've heard all day:

"I LIKE IN FLAME VERY MUCH THEY ARE GOOD FOR JACKING OFF ON TWO. DO YOU LIKE JACKING OFF ON TWO IN FLAME? I LIKE MUCH! LOL! IN FLAME IS UNDERGROUND LIKE MOFO. I AM MEMBER OF EMO BAND WE PLAY WHILE CRY."
-TheClansman on the Encyclopaedia Metallum forums, responding to some dipstick newbie.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hahahaahah

 

[Will Bozarth]

i read this on the Royal Carnage board:

"early Anathema is godly"

the stupidest sentence ive heard in a while. it is aweful

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"Moonspell-EXTREMELY black metal"

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Maybe they meant Moonblood. But I doubt it.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hah no, they were reviewing the opeth and moonspell concert

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Oh.

What a fag.

 

[some_dude]

Here be one

One man's crap is another man's toothpaste (don't know who said it )

 

[Super Mahrio]

When the dog rolls around on the floor and licks his ass, all is right with the world...

 

[Brett]

Here be one

One man's crap is another man's toothpaste (don't know who said it )

oh my god

 

[xenophobe]

"stop staring at my cawk"

 

[Dead_Lioness]

"You know me, Marge....I like my beer cold, my tv loud and
my homosexuals flaaaa....ming!"

(Homer Simpson)

 

[lizard]

in honor of BWD:

"One death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic."
- Joseph Stalin

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

I have several

" suck it! " -me

" and then the doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I just kept my finger out of there " - Ralph Wiggum

" a Boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center "- Homer

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Retards throw shit, knowingly and not knowingly. Either way, you must wash your clothing and caringly push them, the retards, aside. (Yeah, I've been through it many times.)

 

[lizard]

"I guess you can tell I'm not gay."
- me, at the dentist's office to the beautiful hygienist, as I was gagging on the x-ray things in my mouth

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. [size=-1]Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892, Act III[/size]

 

[lizard]

oh and I forgot this one:

"Hey, if you enjoy the ride, you should help take care of the maintenance."
- me, when buying some tampons and the cashier chick said, "most guys won't buy these for their women."

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

You shoulda said "What woman?"