Do you know any old virgins?

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Just saw a commercial for the new movie 40 Year Old Virgin, and since it's Steve Carell as the leading role, it'll probably be hysterical. And then I remembered that I have a few friends that are sorta getting up there and are still virgins (they are both 26). Then my one friend has an INCREDIBLY hot sister, and she's a 28 year old virgin! WTF is all I have to say, even a few crazy religious "saving it for marriage" bints I went to high school with got poked in their early 20s.

Uhhh, yeah.
 
yep. my old lady has a model-level friend who is probably 27 and HASN'T KISSED A GUY. religious, yes. i cant imagine how awkward it would be to go on a date with her.
 
went out with a chick earlier this year for about 2-3 weeks ... and while I was a little aprehensive myself at the time in jumping into a relationship ... I found it a little odd that she was not very feminine, cozy, sexual, romantic .... actually cold and frigid came to mind.

then after I stopped seeing her ... my friend who hooked me up with her, told me she was a virgin ...

if I would have known that before hand, I would have hung in there. actually called her after about a month later but she never called me back [/scumbag]
 
hehe ... I figured that
was cursing my friend at not divulging this info at the beginning ... these fuckers, him and his gf, were always asking me when they saw me ... "so did you sleep with her?" ... should have fucking known :lol:
 
lurch70 said:
I found it a little odd that she was not very feminine, cozy, sexual, romantic .... actually cold and frigid came to mind.
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I'm going to sound like a total pussy, but I don't care: I fucking love to cuddle. I'm one of those teddy bear types that can't take a woman that isn't really physical.

Okay, off to beering with the band now. *makes Tim Allen grunting noise*
 
she did have a problem with men ... so possibly ... but this chick was just frigid in general.
 
Quite a few of my friends (mostly the nerdiest people from back in high school) are virgins, except for the few who've managed to find partners at university or hook up with others from the same nerdly group. Two of them turned into crazy sex-freaks, but the rest are pretty much the same unhappy loners they were in high school. And we're all around 20-21.
 
speaking of, did anyone notice the "drama geeks" in high school were into the freakiest stuff? they could do no wrong because they got good grades and then they would go home and have an orgy.
 
Yes Ive noticed this trend in many drama clubs as well. They certainly seem to draw an odder/more diverse crowd in many cases.

P.S. I was the Tech Director for my high school [/loser]
 
Doomcifer said:
how....odd. I cannot even fathom the thought of a virgin above the age of 20. Even that is completely pushing it.
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That post helped me come up with my new plan, which is, whenever someone asks the question "when should you start to worry about still being a virgin", to reply with a number one year higher than my age at the moment, until I get laid. Thanks!
 
i've got a 26 year old brother whose never been interested in anyone or anything. just his movie collection. he prolly gets off just looking at his shelves of literally thousands of dvd's. he's one strange character....yep.
 
Surprisingly, someone liked me long enough to sit on my penis many times, so *shrug*

I know no one ESPECIALLY old that is a virgin, no.
 
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