Do you know any old virgins?

[Erik]

Dudes can be divided up into two categories:

1) those who have gotten a blowjob from a fat chick and know the truth

and

2) those who have not and call group #1 gross

dude

maybe if there actually existed fat chicks in sweden i could try it

 

[NAD]

Erik is hereby excused from this lesson, with an automatic passing grade.

The rest of you lot should get to it. *eyes American RCers with suspicion*

 

[lizard]

Adrian, you ever read some of Azal's posts about nailing fat Bosnian goth chicks? Comedy Gold!!

 

[NAD]

Oh yeah, them some funny shitz.

What is it that leads to weird behavior about sex? Is it religion? Tradition? Insecurity? When I say "weird behavior" I mean treating it in a negative way, like not allowing ankles to be shown in public or nipples on television.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

I found it a little odd that she was not very feminine, cozy, sexual, romantic .... actually cold and frigid came to mind.

reminds me of my ex erksauce

 

[lurch70]

you guys have to check out this movie KINSEY ... to see how ass backwards about sex Americans were not too long ago.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Dudes can be divided up into two categories:

1) those who have gotten a blowjob from a fat chick and know the truth

and

2) those who have not and call group #1 gross

I have a friend that got/gets it on with a fat chick. around 300lbs! we call him the Whale Rider. its almost pukeable

and to quote Mech... "blake and melissa, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S...*branch breaks*"

 

[dorian gray]

dude

maybe if there actually existed fat chicks in sweden i could try it

one of the best posts of ALL TIME

semi-related: id like to have sex with a swedish chick. but i'm married and my old lady would find it offensive.

 

[MFJ]

Get her that Swedish surgery. I saw an add for it in some magazine... here, I'll scan it and post if for you guys.

 

[NAD]

haha yesssssss

You could offer that if you get to bang a Swedish bint, she gets to see the Majestic Møøse!

 

[E-bortion]

I have a friend that got/gets it on with a fat chick. around 300lbs! we call him the Whale Rider. its almost pukeable

and to quote Mech... "blake and melissa, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S...*branch breaks*"

 

[MFJ]

The Whale Rider!

 

[dorian gray]

ha! wierd. my wife already has blonde hair and blue eyes. and she's pregnant. and i don't wanna have sex with my pregnant wife because it freaks me out. i wanna have sex with a swedish teenager.

 

[NAD]

"it was funny until i realized that it wasnt saliva."

OMG that is FUNNY.

EDIT: OMG I just turned into an 8 year old girl LOZLZLZOZLZOLZ

 

[Mormagil]

Get her that Swedish surgery. I saw an add for it in some magazine... here, I'll scan it and post if for you guys.

 

[Nico]

ha! wierd. my wife already has blonde hair and blue eyes. and she's pregnant. and i don't wanna have sex with my pregnant wife because it freaks me out. i wanna have sex with a swedish teenager.

&

 

[Hell Mike]

i wanna have sex with a swedish teenager.

All who have, raise your hand


*raises hand* <-- see, that's the raised hand

 

[Erik]

 

[cthulufhtagn]

says i

 

[Crimson Velvet]

If I remember correctly, teenagers are lousy in the sack. I'll stick to fine, norwegian women in their twenties, thankyouverymuch.