Do you know any old virgins?

[E-bortion]

I know David.

 

[Krilons Resa]

That post helped me come up with my new plan, which is, whenever someone asks the question "when should you start to worry about still being a virgin", to reply with a number one year higher than my age at the moment, until I get laid. Thanks!

 

[General Zod]

Wow. There's a certain point, as a guy, that if you haven't popped your cherry, it's time to seek professional help.

Zod

 

[Erik]

I saw your deep blue eyes from afar
I saw you at the church bazaar
I asked the priest to introduce me to your mother
And I asked her to introduce us to each other

I asked you to go on a picnic of our own
But you insisted on taking a chaperone
I apologized for being so bold and rude
So I invited your parents for lemonade and food

We're saving ourselves
Saving ourselves for marriage
Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage
Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right
Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

After four years of dating, I decided to take a risk
I held both your hands, and kissed your rose-petaled lips
We stared into each others' eyes, wondering what was next
But we knew not to ruin our love with pre-marital sex

We're saving ourselves
Saving ourselves for marriage
Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage
Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right
Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

Years went by, our courtship was grand
One day I asked your father for your hand
I'd never treat you like an object, only like a lady
I'd never consider having sex, except to have a baby

We're saving ourselves
Saving ourselves for marriage
Saving ourselves, for a baby carriage
Restraining ourselves, till the moment's right
Saving ourselves, for our wedding night

 

[lizard]

*sung to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"*

 

[General Zod]

*sung to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle"*

Or "Fuck Like a Beast" by WASP.

Zod

 

[lizard]

haha

sex is just sex....some people are so hung up on stuff. be safe, be experimental, be happy, those are the only rules. in other words, commence ta porkin'.

 

[General Zod]

sex is just sex....some people are so hung up on stuff. be safe, be experimental, be happy, those are the only rules. in other words, commence ta porkin'.

Yeah. It is crazy how we tend to demonize sex in this country. We can show any horrific image of blood and gore on T.V., but god forbid someone sees a nipple.

Zod

 

[Erik]

Christian governments will do that to you

 

[General Zod]

Christian governments will do that to you

True. But we just had 8 years of a Preseident who understood the value of a BJ from a woman half his age. And even then, the same attitudes prevailed. While things have obviously shifted to the right during the last 4.5 years, or as I call them, "Days of Purgatory", we have always had a fucked up view of sex in this country. And the bizarre thing is, I bet the U.S. leads the world in dollars spent of porn per household.

Zod

 

[NAD]

Earlier this morning I made a post discussing how women are sexually repressed and that female masturbation is like the most taboo subject in America, ever.

UM ate it. More proof of said repression.

 

[lizard]

I'm really convinced that if men and women could feel comfortable talking about sexual issues there'd be alot more healthy relationships.

 

[Erik]

im comfortable

 

[lizard]

ALERT: I think I just found a virgin ~ my pal Katrina just send me her pic

 

[Krilons Resa]

ALERT: I think I just found a virgin ~ my pal Katrina just send me her pic

I <3 Katrina.

 

[NAD]

I dunno man, I have a friend who has banged several girls about that size.

BTW, chunky tail gives great head. A lesson that should be learned by all.

 

[Erik]

normal weight girls actually look good

another lesson that should be learned by all

 

[lizard]

A lesson that should be learned by all.

I'm skipping class on this day.

 

[NAD]

Dudes can be divided up into two categories:

1) those who have gotten a blowjob from a fat chick and know the truth

and

2) those who have not and call group #1 gross

 

[lizard]

Me = group 2

and I'll remain proudly ignorant, thank you very much.