do you pee in the shower?

[kaomao]

Just came back from a 3 day piss-fest! $280 a night accommodation, so fuck yeah, I pissed in their shower, in their bath, after 9 holes I went in and pissed in their other showers, in the 14th hole at Moonah Links (open course, fuck yeah), the sink in our suite and on some stray cat hangin around the clubhouse!

Dont wanna hear "Pictures, or it didnt happen" either!

pics or didn't happen lol
Usually golf guys are like old english gentlemen, this is not the case lol Hahahaha

 

[slayercannibalsuffohead]

Just got up, and guess what ........................ thats right ...........................
NO HANDS!

 

[MetallyGuitarded]

Quite honestly, not if I can help it (meaning, if I have to go before, I'll just open up the toilet), but if I suddenly get the urge, then yes, I suck it up and aim straight for the drain

+ 1

 

[beyond dead]

bump! this thread is too epic to die!

 

[James Murphy]

nope, never... so i didn't vote. i think it's just plain rude to the other people that use the shower. toilet is just far too close to be that lazy.

 

[beyond dead]

nope, never... so i didn't vote. i think it's just plain rude to the other people that use the shower. toilet is just far too close to be that lazy.

finally, someone who is not a sick bastard!

btw james... after thinking for a while, I am starting to understand you may be right about the pirating thing. damn you.

 

[Metaltastic]

btw james... after thinking for a while, I am starting to understand you may be right about the pirating thing. damn you.

I dunno if you meant this to be funny or not, but it's cracking me up regardless

 

[James Murphy]

oh yes, it's totally funny to think that one shouldn't pirate copyrighted materials... just hilarious.

Go Communism!!

whatever.

 

[Metaltastic]

No no no, I mean I thought the way he phrased it might have been slightly sarcastic, referring to how convincing you've been with your past arguments against piracy, so it seemed like the equivalent of "oh yeah, I've been thinking, you were right about the whole immorality of bombing the entire village thing", stating the obvious. Or maybe he genuinely just realized it, so I guess better late than never!

 

[MetallyGuitarded]

How To Pee With A Morning Wood

Holy shit that's hysterical!

 

[Harry Hughes]

I pretty much pee in the shower almost daily to be honest.

 

[StefTD]

I just pee in the shower when I forgot to pee before and can't hold it.

But when I was in Kindergarten I peed in the sink because there were so many
other guys that went to the toilet and I didn't want to wait and I was very
tall for my age so I was able to pee in the sink.
But one day my Kindergartnener realized that I peed in the sink so from that day she checked that nobody peed in the sink.

 

[GeertSamuel]

Yes

 

[Stillborn]

Oh yes... Definitely ! I don't pee in it every time I take a shower, but if I really need to while I'm in the shower... Sure !

Plus... Urine is sterile !

 

[digitaldeath]

I voted "Yes".

 

[jipchen]

lmao this thread is epic.
And.. yes, but just sometimes and everytime in the drain.
And councerning the Morning Wood technics: i prefer "the plank" and i'm afraid i tried "the girly man" once.
But because the inside of the toilet isn't meant to be touched by a penis, i did it never again :/ eeeew

And by the way, i once peed in the shower after eating asparagus. NOT GOOD! .. do not want uke:

 

[slayercannibalsuffohead]

UPDATE: Just pissed in the shower again, 20 minutes ago.

 

[Line666]

Update: I have to vote yes now instead of abstaining...

 

[lekteri]

Shower pee thread tribute song.
http://liquorworks.wippiespace.com/mp3/03 Full Bladder Torment.mp3

 

[Erik Monsonis]

this thread is the lulz OMG