Sweetnothing
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my old man takes such big shits and their toilet doesnt flush very well (septic system) so he has to pick his turd out of the toilet with a pooper scooper my mom got him for christmas.
Hahaha a friend of mine's grandfather once entered the bathroom and started screaming "who the fuck threw a stick here" and tried to pick it up...and he started screaming louder