do you pee in the shower?

Do you pee in the shower

  • yes

    Votes: 52 59.1%
  • no... I mean yes

    Votes: 22 25.0%
  • yes

    Votes: 14 15.9%

  • Total voters
    88
my old man takes such big shits and their toilet doesnt flush very well (septic system) so he has to pick his turd out of the toilet with a pooper scooper my mom got him for christmas.

Hahaha a friend of mine's grandfather once entered the bathroom and started screaming "who the fuck threw a stick here" and tried to pick it up...and he started screaming louder :lol:
 
hahaha, this thread brings the lulz.

yes, yes i do pee pee in the shower. in the morning, im usually still kinda stoned from the night before, and tired as fuck from staying up till 1am mixing when i gotta work at 6am. and i hate pissing into the toilet without pants on. those damn sprinklets that come back at ya kinda suck. even though im gunna shower anyways, id rather just piss strait down the drain. potty go down the hoooooole.
 
haha, epic, I'm so gonna try that next x,as as a gift...

fuck YES!!! (I really will do...just need to find out what a "pooper scooper" is and where you can buy it....but the name alone made me lol real hard!)
this is a pooper scooper. excellent gift choice if you ask me! :loco:
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LOL AGZ HAHAHA
its all about the plank


anyway
i swear i dont get morning wood
maybe my dicks broken?
 
I Also aim for the drain. Even though the waters running and any splash of pee that gets on me, will be washed off. I like to ensure that it goes down clean. :)

haha I used to do "The plank" but mainly "Strong Arming" now, I found that when you cut the blood off to your penis it helps speed up the flaccidity. (kinda like when you lose a boner because of a really tight condom lol).
 
i swear i dont get morning wood
maybe my dicks broken?

It's caused by your bladder being so full of piss that it's pushing/stimulating the prostate... So if you happen to take a piss at night, that might be the solution. ;)

@ Nebulous: Getting a boner in school hardly qualifies for morning wood, rather for a dirty mind and some sexy class-mates/teacher. :tickled:
 
working at a call center helps, cause you are always sitting down. my old roomate used to be ruthless with his m.w he would walk around in tighty whities and morning wood. I ran back in my room a few times in the morning. eeewwwwwww