do you pee in the shower?
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I don´t have a shower..admittedly I shower in the toilet
now thats could be a whole other thread!
spioraid
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I tried to come up with a witty and hilarious response, but then I realized I never study my pissing behavior in the shower, so I have no knowledge as to what could make it funny.
Now I have this insatiable curiosity as to my habits now. I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll update you guys later.
Now I have this insatiable curiosity as to my habits now. I'm gonna go take a shower. I'll update you guys later.
Skinny Viking
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No no no ... am I the only one who gets completely freaked out when your dick touches the inside of the bowl? Morning wood is NOT something to sit on the toilet with.
and yes, I have peed in the shower, I pretty much try to time things to piss in the toilet before or wait it out if I'm just taking a quick shower but every once in a while its a bad urge, I have conditioner in my hair still and I say fuck it
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It's caused by your bladder being so full of piss that it's pushing/stimulating the prostate... So if you happen to take a piss at night, that might be the solution.
@ Nebulous: Getting a boner in school hardly qualifies for morning wood, rather for a dirty mind and some sexy class-mates/teacher.
yeah i know
i was just being.. a dick?
HA
OH MY SENSE OF HUMOUR IS SO WELL DEVELOPED
and yeah i piss at night
cant stand going to bed with a full bladder
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I figured it would be a more appropriate voting options for this forum:danceboy:
but what about those of us that arent disgusting?
maybe ive been using the wrong forum all this time
maybe i should be at the "prissy gay boys who mix in nuendo with a dildo up their ass and dont piss in the shower.com" forum or something
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fuck that
i will one up you motherfucker
the worst thing is when you have to take a shit, so you sit down, but then you have to piss, so you dont bother getting up
THEN you do your shit and you get piss splash back. ew
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Dude, here's an awesome trick to keep your butt dry in any circumstances:
Put some paper in the bowl so it makes some sort of bridge over the water. Double ply is better.
It will deaden the impact AND the splash noise (which is great if you are at a friend's place and you don't him/her know how heavy your droppings are )
Thank me later.
schust
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http://hostest.co.cc/2009/04/how-to-pee-with-erection-a-complete-guide-2/
my favorite is "the lunge"
my favorite is "the lunge"
kaomao
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Yes it happened once. But usually I get out of the shower and pee in the toilet.
Anyway this thread should turn into:
"Do you jerk off in the shower?"
My answer is "Yes goddamn it" lol
Anyway this thread should turn into:
"Do you jerk off in the shower?"
My answer is "Yes goddamn it" lol
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
Dude, here's an awesome trick to keep your butt dry in any circumstances:
Put some paper in the bowl so it makes some sort of bridge over the water. Double ply is better.
It will deaden the impact AND the splash noise (which is great if you are at a friend's place and you don't him/her know how heavy your droppings are )
Thank me later.
I am so buying you a beer if you're ever in Virginia! That's brilliant!
Off topic...any one else just notice all the new emoticons? Crazy.
slayercannibalsuffohead
Get a dog up ya!
Just came back from a 3 day piss-fest! $280 a night accommodation, so fuck yeah, I pissed in their shower, in their bath, after 9 holes I went in and pissed in their other showers, in the 14th hole at Moonah Links (open course, fuck yeah), the sink in our suite and on some stray cat hangin around the clubhouse!
Dont wanna hear "Pictures, or it didnt happen" either!
Dont wanna hear "Pictures, or it didnt happen" either!
