Who is Hu???
to the ones who hasn't received this joke...I thought it's somehow related to...ehmm..whatever....
Who is hu?
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We are eavesdropping on the Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of
China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he
was in
the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at
the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
fathervic (so far, so long...so what?)
to the ones who hasn't received this joke...I thought it's somehow related to...ehmm..whatever....
Who is hu?
HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman
(We are eavesdropping on the Oval Office)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of
China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader
of
China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new
leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he
was in
the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct. George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China? Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader
of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of
milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the
guy at
the U.N. Condi: Kofi. George: All right! With cream and two
sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe
we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?
fathervic (so far, so long...so what?)
