Drunktard Stories

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

Hey!
Share your booze session stories with everybody...
Dunno what else I could write so...
cheers!

 

[Black Core]

Once upon a time there was this dude named Mario and he got drunk.


the end

 

[follow_the_reaper]

when i was in grade 10, i decided to drink more than half of a mickey of smirnoff ice raspberry to myself, and the last time i ate during that day was 6:30 am, and yeah...i was plastered. seriously. it was bad. i remember barfing in the back of a cop car, and i also remember bashing the back of my head off of a toilet, everyone in the bathroom heard it, and then i was laughing about it. i dont know, im at school right now and the bell is going to ring really soon, so if anyone wants to hear more about my story let me know.

 

[Chamet]

i dont have any "sotries" as most of the time i drink too much and end up being sick all night

 

[Söy]

usually my stories end up with a bunch of naked women running around, the cops coming by, and wandering around dark alleys

 

[V. Bornebusch]

^yeah right

 

[Fetzer]

First time I was drunk, I was speaking like with damn French accent (There's a difference between a French Canadian accent and a French Frenchie accent) and acting like Jack Sparrow. That was pretty cool!

 

[Söy]

^yeah right

i am right Riinane

 

[V. Bornebusch]

fuck u

 

[Söy]

i would but someone already beat me to that... so sorry for you

 

[Fetzer]

You wish.

 

[Söy]

...you dont even know what i am referring to fetzy-wetzy

 

[V. Bornebusch]

he knows

 

[Fetzer]

Anyway, it's a Booze Story thread guys.

 

[V. Bornebusch]

yeah, sry

 

[Chamet]

i might have a story for you guys this weekend...gonna go out drinkin on friday so...hope something funny happens lol

 

[Fetzer]

So, to go back on the topic:

Recent story:

I have Jeans that got alot of metal things on it like kind of barbel and thing like that and, I was at my friend house (*DouceFolie*'s boyfriend) with them and boozing our self out of the hell and I played on the piano that was there (I wasn't supposed, you guest it). All the things on my pants just screwed the fuck up of the bench... it was worthing like what... 400 bucks ?

Lol

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

lawl...so far now the best story i've ever heard
i knew that this'd be a nice thread for cobot

Once upon a time there was this dude named Mario and he got drunk.


the end

 

[Nikki]

One time in 9th grade, I got really drunk at a wedding. So drunk I fell on top of the groom and danced with a bunch of young Greek men.

 

[Fetzer]

lawl...so far now the best story i've ever heard
i knew that this'd be a nice thread for cobot

Why are all your Quote at the end of your post? It's kinda confusing...