Drunktard Stories

so last night we went to this club, pretty drunk...the bouncers were kickin my mate out so i was like come on man let him stay he aint hurting anyone, and he's like, alright thats it you're goin with him and im like fuck off i aint goin anywhere. so he grabbed my arm and was doing all he could and couldnt put my arm behind my back, so a second dude joined in, he grabbed my right arm and they still couldnt move me, they a third one joined in and grabbed my right leg and still nothing XD then a 4th one got my left leg and they lift me up..i managed to put my feet on the ground again and thats when a 5th dude joined in to push me outside, they threw me out and took a picture of me to ban me from there or something, and i was like wtf dude i'll fuckin sue you dont take pics of me :lol: it was a fun night tho, then we went to this pub to drink a few pints before goin to the store and get some cans...then we went to this field near my house and drank he cans, got pretty wrecked and had to lay there for about 2-3 hours to walk back to my mate's house XD
 
SkinWeld said:
so last night we went to this club, pretty drunk...the bouncers were kickin my mate out so i was like come on man let him stay he aint hurting anyone, and he's like, alright thats it you're goin with him and im like fuck off i aint goin anywhere. so he grabbed my arm and was doing all he could and couldnt put my arm behind my back, so a second dude joined in, he grabbed my right arm and they still couldnt move me, they a third one joined in and grabbed my right leg and still nothing XD then a 4th one got my left leg and they lift me up..i managed to put my feet on the ground again and thats when a 5th dude joined in to push me outside, they threw me out and took a picture of me to ban me from there or something, and i was like wtf dude i'll fuckin sue you dont take pics of me :lol: it was a fun night tho, then we went to this pub to drink a few pints before goin to the store and get some cans...then we went to this field near my house and drank he cans, got pretty wrecked and had to lay there for about 2-3 hours to walk back to my mate's house XD
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this story is fukken gret
 
^^ No way man. I just deleted them like yesterday. Because I'm downloading like 8 bands discographies and I was running out of room on my C drive. Argh, I hope someone gives it back. I offered $200 to whoever gets it back to me.
 
last night we were playing a gig in front of 5 people (we got 50€ so what). We were quite drunk and my bottle of vodka became my new best friend( for the 100th time now) and we played a shitty gig :lol:
 
birthday this year - it's wednesday and my local bar has captain morgan drinks for cheap on that day. i drank about 10 or 12 captain shots, with 5 or 6 being in the span of less than an hour. earlier in the day, my office brought me a cake and about half was left over, so i brought it to the bar, and set it on a table, forgotten. about 12 oclock the manager of the bar (i know the whole bar staff, and hang out with them regularly), brings out the cake on a pizza tray, and we have cake. i then got the great idea of smashing my face into it, so i did. i don't remember what the fuck happened after that, but apparantly i vomited in a urinal, which fucked it up, and i tried to kiss a girl i liked, but i was way past drunk at that time and it ended really bad.... Anyways, i woke up thursday morning at 7 am, without a headache (puked up all the alcohol), and i had my pants off, socks on, shirt on, and all my stuff in my pants pockets. i went back to the bar on thursday to ask what happened, and they filled me in, and apparantly my friend steve had driven me home and put me to bed. that was rough. And of course i was acting like sparrow, like i always do.
 
another time, after said birthday, it's a sunday, and a couple of my friends from downtown denver come by, and we all are having a couple of beers, playing asshole, and just having fun. anyways, we talk to one of the doormen who is enjoying his night off, and we all end up going to his house to play Sorry (yes the board game) so we play that, and I end up making out with one of my downtown friends, by now it's 2 oclock and we get in her car and head to my house, where the night ended.
 
I dno if pretending to be Jimi Hendrix in the streets counts.. It was like -40°C and I didn't have a shirt on, I had a strat and a mini amp on my belt, and I was singing like an idiot at midnight, or so I was told :lol:.
 
I definitely have an alter ego. I am the Janitor. Because when i get blackout drunk (rarely) I am floor-bound. Thus cleaning the floor haha.
 
There are the fun drunks, angry drunks, stupid drunks, then the miserable drunks. I hate myself when I am drunk, I become the miserable drunk. Either that or I become the mediator and go on lectures why everyone is fucked in the head and stupid, so I am not much different either way, drunk or in my normal state of miserableness :lol:
 
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