Drunktard Stories

[viewerfromnihil]

i passed out in a pool, puked out my body weight, and woke up covered in piss, bruises, and more puke.

oh and i couldn't eat for a week and couldn't even think about drinking for a month

btw, i'm usually the fun, chilled out, cool kind of drunk

 

[-[chop]-]

Fun drunk ftw

 

[snowy]

i passed out in a pool, puked out my body weight, and woke up covered in piss, bruises, and more puke.

oh and i couldn't eat for a week and couldn't even think about drinking for a month

btw, i'm usually the fun, chilled out, cool kind of drunk

LOSER!
DRINK MORE
so you get used to it and you wont wake up in piss.
seriously, that's fuckin disgusting and not even at little bit cool.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

LOSER!
DRINK MORE
so you get used to it and you wont wake up in piss.
seriously, that's fuckin disgusting and not even at little bit cool.

that happened a while ago, i've learned my lesson and as for me not drinking enough, just ask xanina, she'll tell you differently.

 

[Mystique1721]

dudes, after all the DUI shit I'm forced to go thru right now (alcohol education and so forth), trust me, it's not "cool" to see who drinks the most and blacks out the most and has the craziest drunk stories. Of course none of you really care, but if you go on the way some of you do, you'll see for yourself sooner or later. Some bad shit is gonna happen, most likely someone you know will end up decapitated or grossly deformed due to some drunk driving accident and it will no longer be cool.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

fuck drinkin and driving, call a taxi

 

[Mystique1721]

you can fuckin die from swallowing your own puke when you're passed out. it doesn't take a car to kill you.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

yea, i'm suprised i didn't choke on my puke. i got lucky i guess. i defiantly learned my lesson, i havent blacked out in almost a year

 

[Mystique1721]

blacking out means you don't remember what happens after a certain point. you're still walking around and functioning, but your memory stops because the amount of alcohol you've had has impaired it.

passing out is different, and worse than blacking out. cuz your respiratory system slows down immensely and this is when alcohol poisoning can occur.

 

[marfal66]

A friend of mine had an alcohol poisoning. He was drinking vodka mixed up with other booze like he would drink fanta, then he dropped the bottle and didn't react anymore. Everyone was shouting, and trying to get him back to conciousness but failed. Eventually they called an ambulance. I wasn't there because I had exams though. I've heard he had three heart attacks, but I doubt it as he left the hospital after three days...

 

[Chamet]

Way to ruin the thread...

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i have a pretty funny one...

so we're chillin at my friends house and we've got some girls there and its pretty cool so far. then after this one chick drinks 1 beer, she can't even fuckin stand , then she has to take a piss and she kinda hobbles to the bathroom and pisses all over the floor . then, my good buddy, mike, decides he has to puke and isn't aware of the floor being covered in piss. so he finishes puking in the toilet and passes out, on the floor, and sleeping in piss

 

[marfal66]

Wtf

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i actually have one funnier than that but it's a bit too much to type so, i'll just give you a preview, i had a threesome and didn't even know it, neither did my friend, but the chick obviously did. it was funny the next day when me a my friend found out though a bit of a mind fuck though

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^:zombie: ...threesome would be ok...but with a man? :zombie:

 

[The_everyday_freak]

The girl must have had fun.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

seriously, i had no idea that he was involved and he had no idea i was involved, it's a pretty funny, weird, complicated story

 

[dreams_of_eternal_hate]

^then go on and finally tell it!

 

[Corny]

LOSER!
DRINK MORE
so you get used to it and you wont wake up in piss.
seriously, that's fuckin disgusting and not even at little bit cool.

Don't think in german measures.


Well I haven't been really drunken for (too?) many months. Too much to do for uni means less time for friends and less money for booze.

 

[The_everyday_freak]

Ive only been really drunk once. Apparently i thought my brother had turned into Bambi...