Epic Poetry

[Cythraul]

Poor People

I'm getting tired of these whiny little shits
They piss and moan all day
They don't have any healthcare
They just can't afford to pay

Why don't they stop being lazy?
Why don't they get some money?
Watching their children die in the streets
Hey, I think that's kind of funny

Turks, Part 2

Germany is being invaded
By this Asiatic scum
Why are they there anyway?
They should stay in their Asiatic slum

So let's gather together
And set their ghettos ablaze at night
If they want to be in Europe
They better start being white

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Too sing-songy.

 

[Cythraul]

Too highbrow for you.

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

You have to perform these at MDF.

 

[Matt]

Man that's fucking deep shit right there, Cyth.

 

[-CC-]

How do you know about the Turks in Germany?

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

awesome

 

[Onder]

I'd like to own some kinda collection of all your deep poems you've enlightenened us with so far.

 

[Doomguy]

I'll post an epic Limerick to get this thread going.

There once was a man from China,
who was a really bad whiner,
he tripped on a bucket,
he said "Oh god, fuck it",
Then inside his ass he stuck it.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Poor People

I'm getting tired of these whiny little shits
They piss and moan all day
They don't have any healthcare
They just can't afford to pay

Why don't they stop being lazy?
Why don't they get some money?
Watching their children die in the streets
Hey, I think that's kind of funny

Turks, Part 2

Germany is being invaded
By this Asiatic scum
Why are they there anyway?
They should stay in their Asiatic slum

So let's gather together
And set their ghettos ablaze at night
If they want to be in Europe
They better start being white

I love you Cythraul

I'll post an epic Limerick to get this thread going.

There once was a man from China,
who was a really bad whiner,
he tripped on a bucket,
he said "Oh god, fuck it",
Then inside his ass he stuck it.

Limerickfail

 

[Doomguy]

Limerickfail

I only wrote it in 2 minutes, but I don't see how I failed...

 

[Blind Guardian]

Turks aren't real Europeans, they're a shady mongol-arabic crossbreed, prone to theft and violence. Great poem Cyth.

 

[Badbird]

Poor People

I'm getting tired of these whiny little shits
They piss and moan all day
They don't have any healthcare
They just can't afford to pay

Why don't they stop being lazy?
Why don't they get some money?
Watching their children die in the streets
Hey, I think that's kind of funny

Turks, Part 2

Germany is being invaded
By this Asiatic scum
Why are they there anyway?
They should stay in their Asiatic slum

So let's gather together
And set their ghettos ablaze at night
If they want to be in Europe
They better start being white

Great poem

 

[Einherjar86]

These aren't epic poems; but I wouldn't expect anything more from a philosophy major.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I only wrote it in 2 minutes, but I don't see how I failed...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_(poetry)

 

[sevag00]

I love the Turk one. Seriously fuck them.

 

[Pessimism]

Blacks

I don't care if you's from Memphis
I don't care if you's from Detroit
I have a wooden T with me
If you really get the point.

Your lips and nostrils scare me
I really must concede
When I see you walking beside me
From the street I will recede

 

[Blind Guardian]

Stop with the racism.

 

[Thoth-Amon]

How do you know about the Turks in Germany?

There were lots of Turks/Muslims when I visited Germany some even had burkhas.

 

[Badbird]

Blacks

I don't care if you's from Memphis
I don't care if you's from Detroit
I have a wooden T with me
If you really get the point.

Your lips and nostrils scare me
I really must concede
When I see you walking beside me
From the street I will recede

You have something against black people do you?