To all those, whose brains do not work that far: Last summer you were involved in a very amusing discussion about beauty and ugliness of four German girls, found in a picture with Janne on the Bodom page in the tour photo section.
Well guys, all we can say is: You are so fucking tiring...
Envy certainly is a strong feeling! But it is funny to see how (hopefully!!!) intelligent beings lower themselves on such an inferior rank.
To wipe away your fears: We are so fucking sorry, but we are not disabled, despite the fact that three of us are blonde, so we certainly are in the condition to use a computer and a keyboard. And yes - even to join a forum and lower ourselves on your rank to answer you fools. Who the fuck asked you to judge Janne´s choice?
Personally we think, that this word might not be fitting that well because we are no groupies, that are chosen by anyone´ s pitiable horny brain- products. Never were involved with any of them, sorry! *destroying your prejudice*
So we are sorry to tell you, that it is possible for us to hang out with the guys, having fun with them, but not having any sex. Yes, that´ s possible *surprise, surprise*. Sorry to destroy another prejudice of yours
Thank god this advantage is not given to all of us. Otherwise we might meet people like you, when hanging out with the Bodoms
Okay, that was enough babbling concerning the situation. Referring to the photo: Well, it´ s not a hot shot, but who cares? We had a fucking cool party with the guys on that day. So, we are proud to look ugly and drunk when we are totally messed up!
We don´ t know how you feel about that, but
Well actually we do not care. All we can say is: We are sorry for not occurring with one of our better photos in public for the first time. On the other side
We might find ourselves in the middle of a huge pile of immoral offers, if you saw our real faces
And believe us: We are certainly self- confident enough to say, that all of us are fucking good lucking, which surely should be judged by more competent persons like you and even was so in past, present and always will be in future.
So, why do we waste more time on you losers? Maybe because we sometimes still believe in the good sides of human beings. But we guess we won´ t change anything in your mind. The only sad thing is, that once again on our flight out of superficial philistinism into the tolerant world of metal people we find ourselves in the midst of a crowd of people that is worse than any hip- hop or techno- listening group in this world.
So piss off and fuck yourselves!!!