Explain your self

[Mr. Black]

well?

 

[Anthony]

They think they know who I am
All they know is I love to Kill
Face down dead on the ground
Find me before another is found

 

[Juggie]

well, they forgot to use birth-control, then i poped out

 

[S4R]

Just when you think you know me…WHAM! the old fork in the eye

 

[Belial]

My father was drunk. My mother was high. ...Enough said.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

No one is ever good at describing theirself, it's just like, weird. You can't describe yourself like you can describe other people, I don't think i'm going to try.

 

[Belial]

Originally posted by Oyo
No one is ever good at describing theirself, it's just like, weird. You can't describe yourself like you can describe other people, I don't think i'm going to try.

I think that may be the entire point of this thread. To see if you truly can describe yourself. That is an interesting challenge.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Nah, i'm too biased, hehe.

 

[bleedingskeptic]

mix a little bit of despair with some love for music and hatred for all of humanity's stupidity and there you have it. me in one sentence.

 

[lumen]

I wish I could...

 

[Belial]

I can describe myself in a single two word song title.

 

[MetalManCPA]

I refuse to mentally grow up
I love audio and computer toys
I live for today
I don't save for retirement - who says I'll be around that long
I have as much fun as possible without injuring my family
I love my wife & kids
I am both an extrovert and an introvert
I love music
I am impatient with life - people waste my time
I am lazy - I would assume not having to work
I am not religious
I think too much
I have selfish tendencies
I want to live long - just to see as much as I can on where this world is going

 

[Claire's Horror]

I am the voice of my own God. God says: "I told the nurse I had a really bad headache, but she told me to fuck off. So my head started to ache even worse, and I screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and screamed and..."

 

[Heliologue]

describing oneself usually requires more truth than the average man can muster.

i'ma bundle of primal fears and superstitions, a tall, lanky, average teenager with a conservative background and liberal views. i refuse to get romantically involved, but I masturbate too much. i'm a sort-of christian with a strong faith but a disgust with institutionalized religion.

mostly, i'm a laissez-faire type of guy, who requires no special attention and gives none in return. i have biases, but as far as i'm concerned, people can do whatever the fuck they want as long as it doesn't involve me. this is my stance on most controversial issues such as homosexuality.

and i'm pissed off that people won't LET me be a laissez-faire type of guy. every prick with a cause or an ideal wants me to stand up and "rah rah rah" for it.

 

[Jayde]

Well, when a man and a woman love each other very much.............

Actually, I'm pretty sure I was an accident.

 

[Kushantaiidan]

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[HoserHellspawn]

"Explain myself", eh?

Well, basically, officer, she told me she was 19.

(this would be a good example of that whole "facetiously sardonic" thing, incidentally)

 

[dionysus]

Explain myself? Just a guy who wants to be left alone, who seems to be a magnet for trouble, whose got a weird sense of humor, who likes books and horror movies and sex and food, who really digs Opeth, and who is brand new to this board. Hi all.

 

[Slayed Necros]

Lonely lost soul..

 

[Salamurhaaja]

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