fart limits

[PoS]

@ bobvex's george carlin rant!

and TB, your farts don't smell like roses, mine do. at least that is they would if I did... fart, which I don't!

 

[manuelgv]

I have never farted in the shower.
I did fart in a jacuzzi to see the bubbles

 

[Spike]

did you have your nose right over them as you watched? that was a harsh lesson learned. *eyes water at the memory*

 

[ante]

one last thing: i don't wanna live in a world where to smoke in pubs is not allowed. it would be like reading "we don't sell beers here"

hehe well, the difference between beer and smoke..is....you dont throw beer on other people can you just stop smoking val

@cael indeed, how hard can it be? ok if you´re a plane to straya, there you can always go into the business class area and release there but on a god damn bus

 

[ante]

@koich sometimes it can be funny yes, but when you can almost "touch" the fart eewwww

 

[mourningstar]

hehe well, the difference between beer and smoke..is....you dont throw beer on other people can you just stop smoking val

damn you, anders!
and i'll quit smoking when i'm pregnant. or maybe even earlier, given the price of cigarettes in the uk... i'll run out of money soon

 

[ante]

I just noticed in my first post I said 10 sec max, should be the limit! the fart yday lasted more like a couple of minutes [/not joking]

 

[Profanity]

I'm surprised this thread is still going.

 

[tooled]

I'm surprised this thread is still going.

And I think we all are surpised that you are still alive..

By the way.. Farts sucks ass!

 

[bobvex]

actually. . farts blow ass. . at least i thought they did

 

[Hitori]

someone farted in my yoga class like 3 weeks ago
i was too far to actually smell it, and the youngest person there besides me is like, 40, so everyone acted as if nothing had happened

 

[bobvex]

that horrible. . .esp because you are in weird positions. . .and at the right angle, a seemingly harmless fart can, when it comes out, sound like a chainsaw starting up

 

[TB666]

Farting is natural.
So what if it smells.
Everyone does it and have to do it.
So just let it rip.

 

[Profanity]

Farting makes your boxers and pants smell.

 

[bobvex]

*farts on profanity's head*

 

[ante]

ewwww

 

[Profanity]

 

[stormy]

Omg yeah i hate that. and when it happens in a store or smth.

 

[Lokakuu]

 

[bobvex]

i must confess i have had some bench clearer's in my day, but one time, while I was close to sleeping. i ripped a mean one a wake myself up . I was at boarding school at the time and my roommate was like "what the fuck was that" i was half asleep and i was like "huh. . i dont know, im going back to bed"