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I do have a better looking version of the homertrix picture, but i cant post it because its too big...
Fav Simpsons quotes?
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Brutalizer
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Slynt
Lord and Liar
By-Tor
Member
How about this one:
When Apu tells the skywriter to write "I love you Mendula"(sp?) Homer sneaks aboard and after the "you" homer hits the smoke canister with a crowbar and it explodes, so it says "I love you *". Everybody's wife then sees it and tries to figure out a way that it refers to them. Chief Wiggam's wife looks up and says:
"I love you... Poppin' fresh!"
When Apu tells the skywriter to write "I love you Mendula"(sp?) Homer sneaks aboard and after the "you" homer hits the smoke canister with a crowbar and it explodes, so it says "I love you *". Everybody's wife then sees it and tries to figure out a way that it refers to them. Chief Wiggam's wife looks up and says:
"I love you... Poppin' fresh!"
dune_666
Lord of the Strings
stone cutters episode --
"For thousands of years the stone cutters have crushed the stones of ignorance with the hammer of enlightenment...Now lets all get drunk and play ping pong"
When Homer becomes a boxer and fights a hobo--
"He's a hungry young fighter, in fact, tonight he is fighting for a sandwich"
X-files episode --
"I bring you love" says Burns..."He brought us love, quick, break his legs."
Krusty comeback episode 1 million--
Krusty speaking to Jay Leno "Jay you're a comedian...right? right? well answer me?"
Kletus on top of a telephone poll --
"Wow I can see my ma from up here. Hey ma! Get off 'da dang roof"
Homer working for Globex --
"Ahhh no, the Denver Broncos!" when Scorpio buys him a football team but Homer wanted the Dallas Cowboys
Lord of the Flies episode --
"Libya's main export is corn, which the native americans call 'maize'. In conclusion, Lybia is a land of contrast"
Homer's weight gain episode --
Bart on thinking about being a lardo on worker's comp like homer
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
Ok, I'm done
"For thousands of years the stone cutters have crushed the stones of ignorance with the hammer of enlightenment...Now lets all get drunk and play ping pong"
When Homer becomes a boxer and fights a hobo--
"He's a hungry young fighter, in fact, tonight he is fighting for a sandwich"
X-files episode --
"I bring you love" says Burns..."He brought us love, quick, break his legs."
Krusty comeback episode 1 million--
Krusty speaking to Jay Leno "Jay you're a comedian...right? right? well answer me?"
Kletus on top of a telephone poll --
"Wow I can see my ma from up here. Hey ma! Get off 'da dang roof"
Homer working for Globex --
"Ahhh no, the Denver Broncos!" when Scorpio buys him a football team but Homer wanted the Dallas Cowboys
Lord of the Flies episode --
"Libya's main export is corn, which the native americans call 'maize'. In conclusion, Lybia is a land of contrast"
Homer's weight gain episode --
Bart on thinking about being a lardo on worker's comp like homer
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"
Ok, I'm done
Some more...
Barney: "You should only use alcohol to improve your social skills"
And
Ktoktoc: "How many times do we have to go to church to avoid Hell?"
Ack: "Every sunday for the rest of our lives."
Ktoktoc: "Hahaha! No, seriously. Tell me."
The Episode where the Simpsons' house was sinking. (I don't remember the exact lines)
Repair guy: You know, this situation could have been avoided if you just had bought some tape. It only costs 50 cents
Homer: I'm not falling for that one.
Repair guy: Look, I have some in my car. I'll give it to you for free.
Homer: Marge, get my gun.
Cletus' wife(?): Damn, why did you have to park in front of my parents?
Cletus: Be calm, honey. You know they're my parents too...
Futurama is great too:
They changed the name of Uranus because of all the jokes. Now it's called Urectum.
Barney: "You should only use alcohol to improve your social skills"
And
Ktoktoc: "How many times do we have to go to church to avoid Hell?"
Ack: "Every sunday for the rest of our lives."
Ktoktoc: "Hahaha! No, seriously. Tell me."
The Episode where the Simpsons' house was sinking. (I don't remember the exact lines)
Repair guy: You know, this situation could have been avoided if you just had bought some tape. It only costs 50 cents
Homer: I'm not falling for that one.
Repair guy: Look, I have some in my car. I'll give it to you for free.
Homer: Marge, get my gun.
Cletus' wife(?): Damn, why did you have to park in front of my parents?
Cletus: Be calm, honey. You know they're my parents too...
Futurama is great too:
They changed the name of Uranus because of all the jokes. Now it's called Urectum.
Slynt
Lord and Liar
Villain
Doctor BenQuillity
Well, my father asked me the very same question a couple of years ago - after he had passed his computer-course...
-Villain
If I recall... correct me if I am wrong...
*Homer has gotten into collage and has his High School diploma hanging on the wall... Doesn't bother to take it down, just grabs a lighter and sets his High School diploma (still hanging on wall, mind you) alight and starts dancing around and singing whilst everything else catches alight inside the house...*
"I am so smart...! I am so smart...! S.M.R.T.... I mean... S.M.A.R.T!"
*Homer has gotten into collage and has his High School diploma hanging on the wall... Doesn't bother to take it down, just grabs a lighter and sets his High School diploma (still hanging on wall, mind you) alight and starts dancing around and singing whilst everything else catches alight inside the house...*
"I am so smart...! I am so smart...! S.M.R.T.... I mean... S.M.A.R.T!"
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
Homer cooking Mr. Burns breakfast, now that was hilarious. Everything he did caught on fire, EVERYTHING. The cereal caught on fire when he poured the milk in. He broke the microwave class, and put food on a stick inside and turned it on, catching him on fire.
Marge: where are you going with all those bowling balls?
Homer: well Marge, im not gonna lie to you...(quickly runs out the door)
and one of the ones i use the most
Marge: what have you done to the car?
Homer: just went out driving
Marge: im sure the car wasnt like that when you left
Homer: quit living in the past Marge
(anyway, i completely fucked up the last one, im sure i miss quoted it, anyway, who cares)
Homer: well Marge, im not gonna lie to you...(quickly runs out the door)
and one of the ones i use the most
Marge: what have you done to the car?
Homer: just went out driving
Marge: im sure the car wasnt like that when you left
Homer: quit living in the past Marge
(anyway, i completely fucked up the last one, im sure i miss quoted it, anyway, who cares)
(Homer to Lisa): You wanted fruits, so eat your fruits !
(Homer to Marge): If you yell at me everytime I do something stupid, I'll stop doing stupid things.
(Marge to Homer): Fine
(Homer to Marge): If you yell at me everytime I do something stupid, I'll stop doing stupid things.
(Marge to Homer): Fine
"Don't let Krusty's death get ya down boy, people die all the time; why, you could wake up dead tomorrow." --Homer
Marge: Bart, what is that you're making?
Bart: Snacks for Skinner's party. The flags are because he was in the war and, I reasoned that...he likes dog food.
Homer: Oh, fresh baked America Balls (begins to eat), Hmmm.
Marge: Bart, what is that you're making?
Bart: Snacks for Skinner's party. The flags are because he was in the war and, I reasoned that...he likes dog food.
Homer: Oh, fresh baked America Balls (begins to eat), Hmmm.
Homer: (reads Grounds kepper willy's sign) don not touch - Willy, hmn, good advice, (turns up heat) (Willy dies, ha ha)
Obyeybyeogone
New Metal Member
Judge: My grandmother built that boat herself! (homer and marge sunk it)
Homer: Well.......... I guess it didn't cost ya much then.
Homer: Well.......... I guess it didn't cost ya much then.
Chief Wiggums (spelling?): "Ah, that's some nice wreckless driving there, Mr. B."
How 'bout all the written laughs? Like the millions of chalkboard scribbles from Bart. Latest one I read was, "Nobody reads these anymore." Trucks driving by...DANGER: CREAMED CORN! or DANGER: HOT SOUP! Or how about the store TRY N SAVE with all the bulk items...tribe sized peanut butter...
How 'bout all the written laughs? Like the millions of chalkboard scribbles from Bart. Latest one I read was, "Nobody reads these anymore." Trucks driving by...DANGER: CREAMED CORN! or DANGER: HOT SOUP! Or how about the store TRY N SAVE with all the bulk items...tribe sized peanut butter...
