Favorite inoffensive yet effective curse words / phrases.
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MajestikMøøse
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Me (to friend): Yeah, so these Darkthrone remasters are supposedly fucking horrendous.
Bus Driver: HEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! CHILDREN COULD HAVE HEARD THAT@@!!!!
he probably moonlights as a distributor for Peaceville....
Bus Driver: HEY! WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!! CHILDREN COULD HAVE HEARD THAT@@!!!!
he probably moonlights as a distributor for Peaceville....
Henrik Main
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Erik
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Fanders! (it is so extremely funny how Sorhin, Swedish black metal band, actually used "fanders" in the title of one of their releases, "Åt Fanders Med Ljusets Skapelser." "Fanders" is kind of like "heck" or "goshdarnit" and I assume they didn't know that because it's somewhat fallen out of regular usage lately, so they just probably thought it was another evil synonym for hell... Hahaha, you non-Swedes have no idea how silly it looks)
Other than that, I "swear" very very often, both in writing (I'd like to see a top list of UM posters and their average numbers of "fuck" in each post -- I reckon I should be somewhere near the top) and speech. Though I don't actually speak very often.
"Nei, det var som bare pokker." I need to start using that.
I usually say "holy frog" or "I don't give a flying frog" when saying "fuck" is not appropriate.
Other than that, I "swear" very very often, both in writing (I'd like to see a top list of UM posters and their average numbers of "fuck" in each post -- I reckon I should be somewhere near the top) and speech. Though I don't actually speak very often.
"Nei, det var som bare pokker." I need to start using that.
I usually say "holy frog" or "I don't give a flying frog" when saying "fuck" is not appropriate.
Erik
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I am actually considering trying to swear less because all our curse words in Sweden (all!) are Judeo-Christian, basically helvete, fan, jävlar & satan are the common ones, which are HELL, THE DEVIL, DEVILS and SATAN respectively... and I don't particularly care for going around saying "satan" all the time when I'd really like to eradicate all Christian influence upon our society. Yeah, call me silly.
spaffe
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Erik said:
hehe yes that is extremly corny and speaking of which, what's almost worse is that there's actually a demo band out there called "ändalykt"
i've also considered trying to swear less, not for the same reason as you though, but because i feel stupid doing so since it's mostly when you lack some better word in order to express yourself that you use curse words
Henrik Main
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Here is a list of the least offensive Norwegian curse words ever:
Søren også!
Uff.
Fy feite!
Æsj, altså!
And if you're feeling particularly dearing and/or bold:
Skitt!
You might try and use some of those too, Erik.
Søren også!
Uff.
Fy feite!
Æsj, altså!
And if you're feeling particularly dearing and/or bold:
Skitt!
You might try and use some of those too, Erik.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Some swear words are worse depending on where you go. For example, take the word "cunt". In England, you can use it all the time and reference anybody or anything. In other words, it is not gender specific, like it is in the US.
Examples:
Some dude cuts you up on the road in his Scion xB, he's therefore a cunt.
A mate of yours is drunk and falling all over himself....what a cunt.
As in the movie, "Nil by Mouth", a guy asks his girlfriend to get in the 'cunting car'.
It's never used to describe a part of the female anatomy anymore. Funny that.
Examples:
Some dude cuts you up on the road in his Scion xB, he's therefore a cunt.
A mate of yours is drunk and falling all over himself....what a cunt.
As in the movie, "Nil by Mouth", a guy asks his girlfriend to get in the 'cunting car'.
It's never used to describe a part of the female anatomy anymore. Funny that.
Nico
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^Yup. Great word that. Almost as versatile as FUCK.
But the best non-offenseive curse ever has got to be "bugger". Alternatively, if you're a pom, it'd be "bollocks".
But the best non-offenseive curse ever has got to be "bugger". Alternatively, if you're a pom, it'd be "bollocks".
Man, cunt is like the foulest word in the English language to me, it's so funny how Brits use it so casually.
My favorite regular curse is "god damn." You know how some people say "uhhhhhh..." when they're trying to think up something? I say "god damn........" then get to my point. I never noticed it until someone pointed it out to me.
My favorite regular curse is "god damn." You know how some people say "uhhhhhh..." when they're trying to think up something? I say "god damn........" then get to my point. I never noticed it until someone pointed it out to me.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Well, it still is pretty offensive even in the UK, but it depends on how it's pronunced. You see, an American will always inherently pronounce the the 't' which makes it seem harsh. There's a big difference between cunT (anger, disgust), and cun' (light hearted vulgarity slang).One Inch Man said:
I bet that makes no sense. I tell you what, when you're in NY, I'll call you a cunt all the time and then you can decide which is which.
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
One Inch Man said:
x 10000I JUST noticed this!!! Hahahaha......brilliant, Mr NADster. You have moments of true brilliance every now and then.
JayKeeley said:I bet that makes no sense. I tell you what, when you're in NY, I'll call you a cunt all the time and then you can decide which is which.
Good plan coach.I need to start calling people Hun, like Attila.
That and the Yiddish speaking chief are the two best parts of Blazing Saddles. My fucking lord that movie is almost too funny.
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