FESTIVALS 2006 thread!

[derek]

get your ass into the EU. It will force us to buy all the stupid shit you norwegians make and you can sell it to us at crazy prices. Thus, providing the bohemian wannabe newage little bitches with lots of norwegian crap at high prices and boosting the norwegain economy so i can visit and have a beer that doesnt equate to the same price as 14 bisexual hookers with titties the size of my head that will allow me to do unspeakable things to them and their mothers for 20 minutes

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

get your ass into the EU. It will force us to buy all the stupid shit you norwegians make and you can sell it to us at crazy prices. Thus, providing the bohemian wannabe newage little bitches with lots of norwegian crap at high prices and boosting the norwegain economy so i can visit and have a beer that doesnt equate to the same price as 14 bisexual hookers with titties the size of my head that will allow me to do unspeakable things to them and their mothers for 20 minutes

The reason why it's so expensive, is that we're not in the EU, and thus have a really healthy economy due to our oil, which means that we earn more money than other people, which again means that the prices have to be high to keep inflation away. You're not getting our oil, our fish, our whales, or our tits for nothing!

 

[Ralf]

You're not getting our oil, our fish, our whales, or our tits for nothing!

gotta love your salmon

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

gotta love your salmon

Fish is pish, but feel free to buy it at really steep prices.

Never mind what the russians are saying about it, they just want another excuse for stealing all our fish anyway.

 

[derek]

Damn norway!

 

[Excess]

This is a festivalthread you bastards! You can discuss fish and boobs somewhere else (As long as it's not a Fish n' Boob-festival off course.)

Latest update: Deicide and Korn to With Full Force.

 

[eva_dolly]

This is a festivalthread you bastards! You can discuss fish and boobs somewhere else (As long as it's not a Fish n' Boob-festival off course.)

Latest update: Deicide and Korn to With Full Force.

That is the oddest combination for a festival XD

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

This is a festivalthread you bastards! You can discuss fish and boobs somewhere else (As long as it's not a Fish n' Boob-festival off course.)

Latest update: Deicide and Korn to With Full Force.

2 more reasons not to go then.


I'm telling you, you haven't been to Wacken yet if fish and boobs doesn't play a big role in your festival experience!

 

[Excess]

2 more reasons not to go then.


I'm telling you, you haven't been to Wacken yet if fish and boobs doesn't play a big role in your festival experience!

I've been to Wacken twice and boobs, yes, but fish?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I've been to Wacken twice and boobs, yes, but fish?

I dunno about the fish myself, but it's bound to become a part of it eventually. But I'm glad we agree on the boobies, at least!

 

[eva_dolly]

I guess we have to see what we do this year

 

[Excess]

If every girl going there brings a pair of boobs, then it's not more than fair that the guys should bring fish, right?

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

I'll bring a basket of fresh salmon, so we can have a fish-slap war.

 

[-Gavin-]

I'll bring a basket of fresh salmon, so we can have a fish-flap war.

Edited, and yay! LESBIANS!

 

[-Gavin-]

If every girl going there brings a pair of boobs, then it's not more than fair that the guys should bring fish, right?

I take a pair of hands to go wih those boobs.

 

[Excess]

We have bras for that, Gav.

 

[-Gavin-]

Bras, Scottish hands... same thing.... Only we offer more support.

 

[Excess]

But I strongly doubt that you are as flexible and comfortable

 

[spirit crusher]

well that and youd probably have to deal with a boner rubbing against your body every single time you wore a scottish hand "bra"

 

[-Gavin-]

But I strongly doubt that you are as flexible and comfortable

I'll prove it at wacken.