I'd like to get better by playing more often, but most people I know either can't be arsed or handle it like a table with a bunch of cranks, I can't stand that.
Yeah, pros... once while I was playing a match, a couple of odd looking guys entered the room. They wore woolly hats, adidas jackets and finger gloves, which were treated with some kind of grip spray. Then they pulled condoms over the handles and began to play. Fucking freaks.