Sorry, i really thought it was obvious that it was a complete joke. My apologies
The point was that to me, Priest and Maiden are the stuff of metal along with Dio, Rainbow, Sabbath, Accept... you get the point. I used to be HUGE into death and black metal, but there's a point where the art of being more br00tal than thou or so kvlt you shit darkness and piss ice spears just gets old. The music has its moments and there are some mad interesting bands out there, but i'm over the whole brutality aspect. It's not interesting anymore.
I'd rather go back to metal's roots, and that's what i've been doing. If i listen to death metal these days, it's pretty much guarenteed to be old school Morbid Angel, old Obituary, Death, or something that sounds fresh despite being a decade or two old.
So again... apologies for the confusion haha. DIO!!!!
edit: though fates said "there are those that have this preconceived notion that METAL is a way of life and to be METAL it must be the heaviest and darkest music out there with a equally dark and brutal image to match." To me, metal IS a way of life, but it's more patch denim vests and leather than spikes and satan. Again, just go back to the roots and that's metal.