Here, Ill answer em for Frank because im bored as shit and this could be fun....1. What are you currently up to? This is your only chance to promote new CDs such as "We've Come For You All", current tours with Motorhead, websites, etc.
Touring, you dumb fucks.
2. Why has it taken you so long to do 20 Questions when almost every other past and present member of Anthrax has done it?
Because my eyes start to bleed from boredom at question #3.
3. You used to leave passes at shows for Madonna, Kim Basinger and Michelle Pfeifer. Did any of them ever show and who's the hottest blonde ever?
No and the hottest blonde ever has to be either Vince Neil or Bret Michaels.
4. What hard rock/heavy metal band should give it up and call it a day?
Refer to question #3.
5. Rate the following bass players, 10 being the shit and 0 being total shit. Feel free to elaborate on your ratings.
Jason Newsted =Hard to fill Cliffs shoes. 7
Robert Trujillo =whats up with that "monster walk"? 6
Billy Sheehan =Did Dave ever get close to hitting you with that sword? 7
Bobby Dall =next......
Flea = Did Anthony ever get close to hitting you with that penis in the sock? 7
Nikki Sixx =next.....
Dave Ellefson =Was that the guy who played the beginning of "Peace Sells"? 6
Fieldy =Who?
Rex from Pantera =There is no Pantera. 5
Les Claypool =Primus Sucks!!! 8
Gene Simmons = He plays bass in those fuckin high heels....
6. In retrospect, do you still believe that Joey Belladonna's refusal to grow his bangs out hurt the band's popularity?
No, it was my refusal to grow pubic hair.
7. Finish these song lyrics and tell us the artist on your own without any help. Try to be honest for a change:
"This is the autobiography of the E, and if you ever fuck with me, You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother, word to the motherfucker, _____ _____ _____"
Lyrics (3 words):from Metal Sludge
Artist:Not sure but were they on the tour you sponsored?
"Deed is done again, we've won, Ain't talking no tall tales friend, 'Cause high noon, your doom, Comin' for you we're the ___ ____ _____
Lyrics (3 words):Cowboys from Hell
Artist
antera
"I played with your heart, got lost in the game. You think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above, I'm not that ________
Lyric:Innocent
Artist:Britney Spears whos not as hot as Vince Neil but I do leave her backstage passes too.
"Cool drink of water such a sweet surprise. Taste so good make a grown man cry _____, _____, _____
Lyrics (3 words):Sweet Cherry Pie
Artist:The band that ended hair metal, Warrant.
"Old Habits Reappear, fighting the fear of fear, growing conspiracy, everyone's after me, ______ ______ ______ _______, hear them calling, hear them calling me.
Lyrics (4 words):Frayed End of Sanity
Artist:The artist formerly known as Metallica
"I never gave a damn. I was never even a fan. The only thing that makes me smile is ______ ________
Lyrics (2 words):your pain.
Artist:Sounds familiar but I cant quite pinpoint it.
8. Rumor has it that Rob Caggiano is quite the man slut. Give us your grossest, most horrid story about rooming with him on tour? Whats a man slut?
9. Who do you fight with the most in Anthrax and what is it typically about? With Rob cause hes a man slut.
10. Rate the following chicks on a scale of 1 to 10. 1 being Kelly Osbourne and 10 being Britney Spears quality.
Lil Kim =5, shed work in a pinch
Jewel =6, whats up with that snaggle tooth though?
Gwen Stefani =7, shes too old to be dressing like a skater chick though.
Lita Ford =6, havent seen her in years. I bet she looks like Bret Michaels now.
Pamela Anderson = 8 but a 10 if you havent seen the video of her with Tommy Lee.
Meadow Soprano =who?
Drew Barrymore =2, I bet she farts alot.
Jennifer Lopez =Isnt she dating Matt Damon?..6
Courtney Love =10, nothing like a gutter slut.
Missy Elliott =who?
11. When Metallica was looking for a bass player, were you ever tempted to audition for them and if not, why?
No, I had a job.
19. What's the purpose of "Crash" on the "We've Come For You All" CD?
Whats the purpose of this interview?
Didnt answer them all but what the hell.....