French thread

[Supermoi]

I wasn't mean to be funny...

 

[Taliesin]

A propos, ton français est impeccable

merci bien

Vous le trouvez comment, le nouveau style du board? Cest pas trop ce qu'on appelle le "vent frais des changements" eh?
Je l'aime pas alors

 

[for-will-drive-devil]

Bléh !
Y'a un autre françaos ! Meme que c'est moi tien !
J'avais plus de forfait arf arf...

 

[Fleischwolf]

"Dick" means female in French?! hum... certainly not where I live...

mais no, what i meant was that the french word for dick has a female gender: LA bite!!!!!!

 

[Kuvasz]

I'm back, and high on crack !!!
J'ai faim j'ai faim j'ai faim !!!

But what about art ?
Even though René Magritte was belgian, he spoke french, therefore...

[translation : this is not a pipe.]

AVE MAGRITTE

IMO, the greatest artist of all times. A fucking surreal genious! I collect everything I can about him. Well, just take a look at my signature

 

[northern_blaze]

@Kuvasz : You're right, Magritte is one of the most interesting artists ever.

 

[northern_blaze]

@Fleischwolf : this thread is getting fucked up... We'd better rename it "the true dick thread". But I don't care, french people are all dicks.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Quote: Originally posted by northern_blaze

But when it comes to american movies...

oh, yeah, just look ad godzilla! uke:

Ummm......I hate to burst your bubble, but Godzilla is a 70's Japanese movie. Not American.

NP: In Flames - Reroute to Remain

 

[northern_blaze]

The American Godzilla simply sucks, as well as the Solaris remake (by the way, I think that George Clooney is your Christophe Lambert, even if he may be a little more sexy, but I won't give any further explanation, for I'm not gay).
Yeah.

 

[towo]

Yep, Solaris was boooring.

-towo

 

[northern_blaze]

I guess I should watch the genuine Solaris, the one directed by Andrej Tarkowskij. Many people told me that it was worth it, then... I guess I will follow their recommandation.

 

[northern_blaze]

Ils sont morts tous les francophones, ou quoi ?

 

[suffocator]

salut ma gang de criss de malade

 

[NeverDying]

haha p-e qu'on devrait apprendre quelques vilains mots aux américains qu'en dite vous

 

[northern_blaze]

Moi je suis d'accord.

 

[NeverDying]

alors commencons :

penis............dick
cul...............ass
trou de cul ...........ass hole
vagin............vagina
merde...........shit
fils de pute............son of a bitch
va te faire foutre..........go fuck yourself

asser pour l instant . And when you'll meet a french girl don't forget to tell her : suce ma bite

 

[FOR£V£R]

ya peut etre pas d'francais ici mais ya un québécois...
on est surement les seules personen sur la terre a parler et francais et anglais, mais personne nous comprend

there may be no frecnh guy in here, but at least there's a "quebecois".. Fuckin come from Quebec, canada!
we're probably the only persons on earth who an speak both english and french as well, and cannot be understand in both languages by anyone

Vive le québec libre...


au fait jpense avoir deja aprler a un gars d'montreal ici sas peux sa?

see yall

 

[northern_blaze]

En effet, pas beaucoup de francophones dans le coin, mais la présence de quelques québécois me réjouit tout de même.
Vive le Québec libre, d'ailleurs.

Et prout de bite à ceux qui ne comprennent pas le français !

 

[NeverDying]

Haha ouais vive les quebecois

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

And when you'll meet a french girl don't forget to tell her : suce ma bite

oh, btw
CROISSANT! CRAYON!

oookay, i'm better now