FUCK!!!!

[-Gavin-]

Get cunted and go to the albatross hostel, ask for the australlian receptionist.


shag her


Repeat


you'll forget ALL about your girl.


...trust me.


The aussie was fucking hot!




Ask derek!

 

[Mitton]

im off now.

 

[-Gavin-]

I'm not kidding.


If you haven't hit it atleast 3x by the time i see you, i'm gonna slap ya.

 

[Mitton]

I will dont worry things wont get that bad.

 

[Mitton]

jesus I hope April fools didnt go to her head.

 

[Muffin]

jesus I hope April fools didnt go to her head.

Say whatnow

 

[Mitton]

I hope she didnt take the April fools thing to far.

 

[Leandro]

jesus I hope April fools didnt go to her head.

i'm sorry for laughing but i fucking know what you mean

 

[Muffin]

O lord if the whole thing was a April fools thing i would be pissed as fuck if i were you!

I would say she owned you badly if it were a April fools joke

 

[-Gavin-]

I hope she didnt take the April fools thing to far.

You shagged that aussie yet?

 

[Mitton]

I will go up tomorrow.
I cant tonight way too drunk to even get it up.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Ask if you can jaaaaam a thumb up her ass

 

[Muffin]

Ask if you can jaaaaam a thumb up her ass

WAaaahahhaa! Go to bed you fool, way over you bed time

 

[Leandro]

You shagged that aussie yet?

genius

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

WAaaahahhaa! Go to bed you fool, way over you bed time

Pfff, I'm hungover, I do whatever I want

 

[Mitton]

Ask if you can jaaaaam a thumb up her ass

Ask Gavin he has proberly give her one before.



Using his thumb.

 

[Muffin]

Pfff, I'm hungover, I do whatever I want

No you don't! I was told Kjell Magne Bondevik was after you arse, so you better get ready in your bed. I'm kind of hungover too But just my brain that hurts, and i rarely use that anyways..

 

[Mitton]

Pfff, I'm hungover, I do whatever I want

Damn right.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

No you don't! I was told Kjell Magne Bondevik was after you arse, so you better get ready in your bed. I'm kind of hungover too But just my brain that hurts, and i rarely use that anyways..

Yeah, phantom pains suck


Well, I was told Carl I. Hagen was after your ass, so just hide it

 

[Muffin]

Yeah, phantom pains suck


Well, I was told Carl I. Hagen was after your ass, so just hide it

OMG i could fit my cock in his nostrils