lol
OK, I'm involved now. Beat this: I've never had sex with anyone Caucasian.
After two days the itches go away. I've had my beard for 3 years now.
That is awesome. Also, I can see the face : pussy resemblances. I am now going to think that I have the uncanny ability to roughly know what every chick's snatch may look like.
well, I personally find 90% of those pretty um... scary.