Fuckin' Chicks

[Krilons Resa]

Hello Jerry,

I just wanted to send you a late birthday wish. I didn't forget... how can I? it's basically the "tax" birthday
anyway.. I emailed you before and you didn't reply so I thought better to leave you alone- but... you know what? It's okay. I don't mind if you don't reply.
I want to wish you a happy birthday- even if it's late- so happy birthday! I hope you had a really lovely day.... and I sent you nice thoughts that day.

Hope all is well with you, and with your family.

I'm in California! I think I mentioned that to you... I drove past your area a few times-just on the freeway- I have some family in Pasadena..

anyway.. well I'm leaving again - to Europe. Actually this Friday...
I know you're answer but I'll try anyway.... would you like to meet me for a coffee? no.. I didn't think you would.

Take care,

L.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY SHIT!

 

[Krilons Resa]

I must have mentioned my relationship mishaps and ex-gf terrors somewhere on this thread. Too lazy to look, Too big of a thread.

 

[dorian gray]

hahahahaha Jerry's ladyfriend's email is eerily similar to the ones I used to receive...right down to the well-wishes and the "hope all is well with your family" routine

My chick deliberately tried to break up my family and then has the balls to say "I hope it works out with you and the wife" haha

 

[Krilons Resa]

Hah!

The title says it all ... "Fuckin' Chicks"

 

[lurch70]

"hope all is well" is my most hated line in email communication. although i use it quite frequently.

 

[lurch70]

also ladyfriend sounds way too close to ladyboy ... just sayin'

 

[Krilons Resa]

and ladyboy sounds pretty similiar to lazyboy.

god, i CANNOT fucking wait to buy my own recliner aka "Man Chair." I fucking HATE my couch.

 

[lurch70]

dude, I sit in an office chair at home ... for relaxing.
then i go to sleep and have about 20% of the bed.

stop whining.

 

[Krilons Resa]

knee-grow, I'm not whining.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I haven't done anything further than... hugging a girl in a LONG time. I suck. And I'm not even fat or antisocial!

Ah, the good old days!

Every time one of these old threads gets bumped, I cringe then laugh hysterically and read the whole thing.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

*Also, I was going to post in this thread but then the bitch called me back and now all is well again

 

[~Neurotica]

post away, dude, come on!

 

[Dick Sirloin]

I'm hoping I won't have much to bitch about now but I'm prepared to do so if that is the case

 

[Demilich]

Alina needs her own thread to tell of all her wonderful experiences with men. Because men never do anything fucked up or disrespectful

 

[~Neurotica]

I just wonder if all the guys I've ever emailed serious letters to - have posted them on their boards...

 

[Demilich]

They have. I've seen them. Your letters are retarded.

 

[Ellestin]

 

[Disgustipated]

et appears that that blondie-3rd-wiggly-butt-from-left chick has testicles.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

that's a bad thing, how?

 

[lurch70]

are you trying to tell us something?