Fuckin' Chicks

I was gonna post something today about how I hate all women with the white-hot flame of a thousand suns, but decided against it. Because I am a gentleman.
 
Here's one:

Just got out of a short lived relationship with a multi-billionaires daughter. No shittin.

Fuck, that was an emotionally tumultuous time. Glad it's over.
 
now I am coming to kick you in the balls.

you call that young lady back and be very nice to her.
 
and tomorrow we all, your cllosest friends, are flying to NYC on her father's private jet!