BloodStainedWalls said:
[*]If you want me to put the seat down when I am finished then you should leave the seat up when you are finished. It's only fair. And stop giving me a hard time about missing the bowl. What do you expect from an organ that has a brain of its own.
If (more like when) I pissed on the seat and my ex-girlfriend would sit on it, she'd wipe it off using my bath towel. Cracked me up because I didn't care about getting piss on my towel anyhow, and she thought she was enacting revenge on me.
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He
answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She
directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he
deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons
for your wife?
He answers, "You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the
store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back
with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooooooooooo
much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own . so
does she."