Fuckin' Chicks

[Black Winter Day]

I need some. This is getting embarassing. Porn is no longer the solace it should be.

 

[NAD]

I woke up this morning, turned my cell phone on, and this was the message from my extremely hot ex-girlfriend, sent to me a bit before 4am:

"You were so close to getting laid last night, but you had your phone turned off."

Needless to say, I am NEVER. FUCKING. TURNING. OFF. MY. PHONE. AGAIN. Damn.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Iex-girlfriend

Wow, you are one pathetic loser. No offense...

 

[NAD]

HAHAHA how funny I actually just used the term "I-bitch" to describe some internet pic whore in an email barely 5 minutes ago.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Whoopsie, didn't mean for that I in there. Oh well, it was an excuse to quote Dumb and Dumber... I need to pull out my high school annual and find some #s.

 

[Ayeka]

HAHAHA how funny I actually just used the term "I-bitch" to describe some internet pic whore in an email barely 5 minutes ago.

Some girl down the rock club last night was saying words to the effect of "have my body and you won't be so miserable"...but I was so miserable I just told her to fuck off >_<

 

[General Zod]

Some girl down the rock club last night was saying words to the effect of "have my body and you won't be so miserable"...but I was so miserable I just told her to fuck off

Why am I not surprised?

Zod

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Serious question: if they didn't have a pussy, would there be any fuckin' point?

:Spin:

That's easy!

Who would we hit then?

 

[rottingflesh]

I feel the same way about men I have to say....wish i could figure out how their minds work sometimes...

 

[NAD]

I feel the same way about men I have to say....wish i could figure out how their minds work sometimes...

Guys are easy. Show up naked, bring beer. We're happy.

Some girl down the rock club last night was saying words to the effect of "have my body and you won't be so miserable"...but I was so miserable I just told her to fuck off >_<

If you would have told her "fuck off!" waving your dick at her, that would've been acceptable.

That's easy!

Who would we hit then?

Hahhahhahahahhhahaaa you're terrible, I love it.

 

[rottingflesh]

Yes, I think i have that down....
But that is about all i can understand...

 

[NAD]

What else is there? Naked, beer, and the desire to use one's brain is all I require. Listening to metal and drinking beer with me helps, but are not necessary.

The brain thing stems from a lot of chicks I know that are intelligent, but still spend all their time at the mall or at a club. Read a book for fuck's sake! :Spin:

 

[Ayeka]

If you would have told her "fuck off!" waving your dick at her, that would've been acceptable.

Shit man, yeah, that's the way to do it! Next week then

 

[Black Winter Day]

The brain thing stems from a lot of chicks I know that are intelligent, but still spend all their time at the mall or at a club. Read a book for fuck's sake! :Spin:

GODDAMN RIGHT!!! Most smart chicks I know are wasted on clubbing, shopping and dumbing themselves down to get guys. They must think that reading books is a "lonely" task. That, plus it doesn't get them dick.

Time to start on a 4,000+ page novel. Go me.

 

[HarmonyDies....]

Alot of girls I find try WAY to hard to fit in, impress people and end up looking dumb.....and hence my love for the blow-up kind.

 

[NAD]

Hahaha, that gave me a mental image of a woman exploding. KABLAMO!

 

[HarmonyDies....]

I need that cologne.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Think "potentially intellectual" i.e. they have brains but don't use them.

 

[NAD]

Problem: All of NAD's ex-whores are getting married, and I kinda wish I could as well.

Hmm, this post is getting too personal, but I'm a little drunk right now. Time for smokes, more beer, and Final Fantasy X.

EDIT: ex-girlfriend on her way over because she needs "company." Bad thing is I'm still madly in love with her.

 

[Black Winter Day]

Hmm, this post is getting too personal, but I'm a little drunk right now. Time for smokes, more beer, and Final Fantasy X.

Pretty much everyone's retarded.