Fuckin' Chicks

[NAD]

...no!

*regrets not sniffing panties when he had the chance earlier today*

:zombie: :bored: :tired:

 

[lurch70]

Just a short time ago I got yelled at like never before by chick #3 WOO!!!!!!

that shows you care ...

 

[NAD]

Yeah, definitely. Even fed her a bowl of Grapenuts when she was done tearing me a new one, I'm full of love.

 

[lurch70]

tearing a new one > grapenuts

 

[NAD]

to chicks I say,

 

[Krilons Resa]

this thread rules.

 

[lurch70]

the older i get the more cynical i get ... i miss the old days when i thought women were all that.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

One day you'll realize that the only true solution to life's problems is to become gay.



Although I say this, I'm not gay...

 

[lurch70]

my problem is that I love women too goddamn much ... and this is the pain i have to deal with

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Yeah, its better to have pain of heartbreak than pain of assbreak.

 

[Black Winter Day]

I'm drunk and I nedd pussy

 

[MajestikMøøse]

ahhh... The dilemma of unmarried 18-40 year old males worldwide.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

That's not to say that the married 18-40 year olds have it easy either, I presume.

 

[JayKeeley]

Sometimes the grass is always greener....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I wish I had a partner to engage in mating rituals with...

 

[NAD]

Ha, funny that this thread pops up 2 days after the worst female experience I've ever had.

Life would be a lot easier if I didn't love pussy so much, but it doesn't matter because in the morning I have eggs and Canadian bacon, and afterwards I can jerk off then drink more beer. Life kicks ass sometimes.

 

[MFJ]

do you guys in usa (or where you men are from) use the saying "woman is the useless meat around pussy"?

no... haven't used this one in the states... but I think its time!!!

 

[MFJ]

Ha, funny that this thread pops up 2 days after the worst female experience I've ever had.

Life would be a lot easier if I didn't love pussy so much, but it doesn't matter because in the morning I have eggs and Canadian bacon, and afterwards I can jerk off then drink more beer. Life kicks ass sometimes.

and thats what its all about.

 

[lurch70]

Ha, funny that this thread pops up 2 days after the worst female experience I've ever had.

what happened now Nadster ?

 

[NAD]

Called the ex for one last shot to say "hey I'm still around and still would like to work this out, but I won't bug you anymore after this since we haven't spoken in 2 months." Five minutes later, her new boyfriend calls me up. WHOOPS! For about a day there I felt really strange, but that's a closed chapter I'm walking away from now.