There is no chucknorris.com there is only com.chucknorris.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
If Chuck Norris has a lime fruit, he makes orange juice.
Chuck Norris will automatically go to Heaven because the Devil knows Chuck would take over in Hell.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago...death still doesnt have the courage to tell him that.
Chuck Norris is the stunt double for Optimus Prime.
Giraffes used to be horses until Chuck Norris kicked one in the chin.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.
Chuck Norris was a suicide bomber... Three times.
Chuck Norris is the only one who can roundhouse kick you in the face, while having both feet on the ground