funny pictures thread!

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That picture doesn't make much sense... She's in Harry Potter and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. But none of the other that I know of...
 
There is no chucknorris.com there is only com.chucknorris.

Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

If Chuck Norris has a lime fruit, he makes orange juice.

Chuck Norris will automatically go to Heaven because the Devil knows Chuck would take over in Hell.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago...death still doesnt have the courage to tell him that.

Chuck Norris is the stunt double for Optimus Prime.

Giraffes used to be horses until Chuck Norris kicked one in the chin.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck Norris was a suicide bomber... Three times.

Chuck Norris is the only one who can roundhouse kick you in the face, while having both feet on the ground
 
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When Chuck Norris does push ups it's the earth that moves up and down.

If you have 10 dollars and Chuck Norris has 10 dollars he has more money than you.

Chuck Norris had sex in a truck and his sperm accidentally got to the engine, today we call that truck Optimus Prime.

Chuch Norris made a hand wrestling bet with Super Man, today the loser wears underpants on top of trousers.