funny pictures thread!

Its not insane, it is paradise...


I never kissed a girl : (




Im so alone................



And so fat................................................
 
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You are laughing but check those dolls out!



http://sinthetics.com/gallery/alicia/alicia-1h/



If i only had a money :>

WTF did not know things like that were made. 5.000$ seems to steep for a price of something like that. Oh and thats a down payment on a car.

You have to be one sick person obsessed with Necrophilia to want one. I mean just a little makeup and fake blood around the lips there you go. No more smelly body no more shelf life.
 
I always wanted to fuck a lady on the battlefield with tons of corpses, blood and pain around! Maybe not exactly necrophilia, but that would be EPIC!
 
:rolleyes:

The fact I listen to death metal doesn't makes me a lame person that talks such things about ex-gf's on the internerd... deflowered her? seriously, that was creepy and lame.