funny pictures thread!

I was just pm'd this on another forum :lol:

Dearest one,
I do sincerely apologize for my intrusion of your privacy here in http://www.oldfriends.co.nz , I have a serious concern with which I believe you might be of help and for this reason, I cannot but reach out to you. My name is,Mrs Rita Chung. A Nationality of Cambodia I am married to late Mr. David Chung, who worked with the United Nation Office in Iraq for 18 years before he was killed in a Car bomb accident along side with my daughter Helen when she went there for a visit. We were a dedicated Christians (Catholic) and decided to serve mankind to the best of our ability. Since his death, I have lived with ! the memories, fighting effortlessly to live a normal life but all to no avail. I suffered mentally and psychologically and shortly was diagnosed of Cancer. I lived with the scourge praying earnestly for divine intervention. Just 4 days ago, the doctor informed me that I have just about two weeks more to live. I was not shocked. I accepted the news in good fate. My dear beloved, it is in this regard that I write to you, having sourced you after fervent prayers. Before my husband died, he deposited a sum of $8.3Million (Eight Million, Three Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) with a Bank. I alone have the deposit details and they will release the deposit to no one unless I instruct them to do so. They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party that I may direct. This is the situation. I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. I have wholeheartedly decided to donate the entirety of this fund to any devoted believer or organization and to achieve this, I need an individual that will utilize this funds adherently for these purposes: 1: For the sick, less-privileged and destitute. 2: For the Widows and the motherless babies e.t.c. 3: orphanages, Research centers and widows propagating. 4. To adopt children and give them good future

These are the wishes of a dying woman. They are the desires of my heart, hence my decision as I do not have a child to take over my inheritance. Please, understand that I am not doing this because of fear of death as I am certain where my place already is. When I receive your response, I will direct you at once to an attorney who shall assist you with the deposit portfolio transfer of ownership procedures. . All I need from you is Truthfulness, Honesty and Sincerity assuring me that you can in all honesty and obedience utilize the funds for the purpose with which it is meant. In any a case, a quick response from you will be highly appreciated as I am already on a count-down and may not have ample time to finalize the procedures. Any delay in response may compel me to source for other measures or perhaps choose the alternative which I will not be happy to. Please, do not see this as a strange possibility or an unbelievable Opportunity to make wealth, rather see this as a rare chance to assist the less privileged in truth and in spirit with a substance. Do not betray my confidence in you.please reply me on my personal email which chungrita32@gmail.com

I insist that you reply me via this address.

I await your immediate response. Thank You and Bless You richly! Mrs Rita Chung
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Meh, i got far worse PMs on serbian forum for women
I got

one guy tell me im a weaboo and that i need to die
a guy that made a thread how he is a 26 year old virgin, asking me on a date ( he pretty much asked around 10 girls the same question)
an offer for a threesome
one girl asked me for my opinion on her boyfriend which has a fetish on girls wearing stockings without underwear

When we had a feet thread where girls would put pics of their feet, all girls that posted pics were attacked by a numerous private msgs from all sorts of perverts.
There is an actual thread where women post pics of their pregnant bellies. Last year one girl made a few different profiles, fake fb profile, and claimed that she comitted suicide and on her other profiles she pretended to be her friend irl and wrote where the funeral is, and some people actualy went on her funeral, only to find nothing :erk:
On the thread about our pictures , one girl posted a pic kissing her boyfriend and one woman made a scene how thats her husband and how she is gonna beat both of them with a baseball bat when she finds them.

The most active forum on Balkan and the best forum on the planet.
 
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nvm
 
vitorias123 said:
Meh, i got far worse PMs on serbian forum for women
I got

one guy tell me im a weaboo and that i need to die
a guy that made a thread how he is a 26 year old virgin, asking me on a date ( he pretty much asked around 10 girls the same question)
an offer for a threesome
one girl asked me for my opinion on her boyfriend which has a fetish on girls wearing stockings without underwear

When we had a feet thread where girls would put pics of their feet, all girls that posted pics were attacked by a numerous private msgs from all sorts of perverts.
There is an actual thread where women post pics of their pregnant bellies. Last year one girl made a few different profiles, fake fb profile, and claimed that she comitted suicide and on her other profiles she pretended to be her friend irl and wrote where the funeral is, and some people actualy went on her funeral, only to find nothing :erk:
On the thread about our pictures , one girl posted a pic kissing her boyfriend and one woman made a scene how thats her husband and how she is gonna beat both of them with a baseball bat when she finds them.

The most active forum on Balkan and the best forum on the planet.
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Eastern Europe :lol:

Never had anything like that happen to me; only lame scam attempts
 
vitorias123 said:
Meh, i got far worse PMs on serbian forum for women
I got

one guy tell me im a weaboo and that i need to die
a guy that made a thread how he is a 26 year old virgin, asking me on a date ( he pretty much asked around 10 girls the same question)
an offer for a threesome
one girl asked me for my opinion on her boyfriend which has a fetish on girls wearing stockings without underwear

When we had a feet thread where girls would put pics of their feet, all girls that posted pics were attacked by a numerous private msgs from all sorts of perverts.
There is an actual thread where women post pics of their pregnant bellies. Last year one girl made a few different profiles, fake fb profile, and claimed that she comitted suicide and on her other profiles she pretended to be her friend irl and wrote where the funeral is, and some people actualy went on her funeral, only to find nothing :erk:
On the thread about our pictures , one girl posted a pic kissing her boyfriend and one woman made a scene how thats her husband and how she is gonna beat both of them with a baseball bat when she finds them.

The most active forum on Balkan and the best forum on the planet.
Click to expand...

ana <3
 
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