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DarkGift
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Belac
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lolz @ the still image for this before you hit play. Look at the fat ones face hahaha.
Actually when you play it it's just as amusing.
DarkGift
ov Doom
vitorias123
Faceless
Why chicken crossed the road:
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
(random power metal band): To fly on the wings of destiny!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
Rhapsody: To slay the mighty, great and glorious dragon which honorably bears the unholy symbol of the five flaming crossed swords!
My Dying Bride: To die alone and embrace the unescapable cold embrace of death on a cold, dark, misty autumn night... It's bloodied body is what I cling to...
Iron Maiden: It was afraid of the dark.
W.A.S.P.: To fuck something.
Manowar: TO FIGHT SIDE BY SIDE WITH THOR'S MIGHTY MINIONS!!! Tto rock, drink and fuck... AND BE METALLLLLLLLLLL! If the chicken is not into metal, it is NOT MY FRIEND!
Type O Negative: ...
Sentenced: To end its misery.
Burzum: To KILL THE JEWS!!!
Slayer: TO REFUSE THIS FUCKING RACE, REJECT GOD AND BE BAPTIZED IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!
(random power metal band): To fly on the wings of destiny!
Korn: To get away from abusive parents.
Children of Bodom: Cuz it got more painful every time he died...
Annihilator: Chicken isn't it frightening, chicken aren't you scarred...?
Korpiklaani: To drink, fight and dance till the morning!
Yngwie: TO UNLEASH THE FOKKIN' FURY!!!!
Metallica: To sue other chicken for crossing his road!
Cradle of Filth: RAAAAA RAAAAAAA GROOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU GREEEEEEEEEEEE CHICKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Amon Amarth: TO RIDE FOR VENGEANCE, FIGHT FOR HONOUR, GLORY, DIE IN FIRE!
Stratovarius: To hunt high & low!
Sonata Arctica: Chicken, my darling, i'm writing to you, tell me that you still love me, whore...
Helloween: To be friends with the other chicken! WEEEEE! Chicken don't come easy!
Misfits: TO RAPE YOUR MOTHER AND KILL YOUR BABY TODAY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Judas Priest: Wings of steel this chicken, deadly nose this chichken yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Kalmah: It went TO THE SWAMP!
Saxon: WAS IT WEARIN DENIM, WEARIN LEATHER?
Nevermore: Nevermore to lay an egg, the egg collector sang, and it won't be feeling hollow for so long..
System Of A Down: For selfrighteous suicide
Cannibal Corpse: To be slayed, butchered, fucked, raped, strangled, for me to feast on its intestines!
Symphony X - To unleash the fuyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Dream Theater: To look another way and not find it there
Immortal: To enter the necrotic frostbitten gates of blashyrkh... mighty grim ravendark...
Impaled Northern Moonforest: aagrwwwaehrdfshgrwwwwaeeeeeeerwwwwwweraaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaanhraghthsaghttCghteeeeeHerrrrraaaaaaaaaIIII IIIICKEEEEEEEEEgrawarereraNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Anal Cunt: Chicken's mom is gay.
HIM: To drink the blood and be killed by its love...
Limp bizkit: Welcome to da country, punk, take a look around, it's chicken fuckin' up ya town... CHICKEN IS ACROSS DA STREET Y'ALL!
Bruce Dickinson: He didnt want to be in a band with an italian drummer. TO THROW ITSELF INTO THE SEA!
Mayhem: To worship satan!
Arch Enemy: It needs your flesh...
Gamma Ray: YOU-EVIL-FARMERS! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE CONTROL! YOU CAN TAKE IT'S LAID EGGS, BUT YOU CAN'T BREAK ITS SOUL! ONE DAY IT SHALL BE FREE!
Joe Satriani: "tiruli triruliliruliiiiiiiiiiiiii ChchchchchchtrilululilialuariaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA eeeeeeeeeeauauauauaua *solo*"
Dimmu Borgir: Chicken is war, chicken is pain, chicken is all you've ever slain, he is tears in your eyes, he's the bringer of the blight...
Impaled Nazarene: Chicken has crossed the via dolorosa with zero tolerance. The absence of eggs does not mean peace!
Grave Digger: Chickenheart! almighty king, freedom it'll bring! *bagpipes*krijeeesht*
Pantera: To cross the cemetary gates...
Blind Guardian: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BELIEVE (back vokal: ACROSS THE STREET IT WILL BE FREE!)
Nargaroth: CHICKEN IST KRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG!
Venom: Chicken is in league with Satan!
King Diamond: Oh poor little chicken, it doesn't know what it got itself into... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHehehehehehehahahaha!!!
Nokturnal Mortum: IN THE NAME OF ARYAN PRIDE!
Iced Earth: Saviour to his own, chicken to some, chickenkind falls, something wicked comes!
DarkGift
ov Doom
(The bass player)
Total Satan
isolation_years
Member
that was awesome, it makes metal sound so gay though (now my whole life is changing....could metal be a little bit gay???)
Purple Haze
Left To Rot
Purple Haze
Left To Rot
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Flesh To Steel
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Total Satan
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