funny things

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

When I was in the 3rd grade, my zipper broke and I began crying in front of the class.

 

[Susie]

When I was in the 3rd grade, my zipper broke and I began crying in front of the class.

 

[somnium_in_tenebris]

People burping,spitting *snoring backwards*loud,farting and producing any equivalent sound or smell are comdemned as pigs to me at least.

You can blow your nose discreetly if you cant avoid the public place and its so easy to put your hand in fromt of your mouth when you are yawning...

i do shout at ppl or even hit them(depends on the person e.g brothers).I have so many things to get disgusted by.I dont want more.NEM!!!!

 

[somnium_in_tenebris]

Funny thing i heard lately:

i failed all my 7 lessons in september exams.i just passed one.the funny thing is did study.

im still laughing

 

[Allan]

The thing is though, you're tired when you're yawning, you know. Should I hold my hand to my mouth every time I breathe too?

 

[yv]

Don't you breathe through your nose?

Funny thing: my friend is allergic to buttons used in cloths, but only to those with two holes in 'em.

 

[Allan]

Sometimes, but not always. Good point though.

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Allergies to buttons?

When I was younger I stole some petrol from someone's shed. Then I set a building on fire in the woods. Then I went down to the bowling ally and threw some rocks at some guys car. Then I ran from the guy when he saw me. Then I hid from the cops until things cooled down. Later that night I urinated into a bag of cement at a construction site.

 

[somnium_in_tenebris]

The thing is though, you're tired when you're yawning, you know. Should I hold my hand to my mouth every time I breathe too?

cmon...just when one is in front of other ppl it is good to put his hand in front of his mouth.its not soooo bad when it doesnt happen tho.burping is way worse

 

[Achernar]

I can't burp on purpose. And *men* around here thing that's not manly at all.

 

[MoonsOfJupiter]

When I was twelve, my cousin and I burned all of her Barbie dolls in a junkyard by her house. Later on, I guess someone found the charred remains of Barbie, Skipper and Ken. Someone told us how people in the neighborhood thought there was satanic rituals going on in the junkyard.

 

[Falconspirit]

I can't burp on purpose. And *men* around here thing that's not manly at all.

yeah same here, but i think i cough like a real *man* Ahrhghgh ehemehem ptuiuke:

fiuh..excuse me..

 

[Shadowlike]

when i was younger ..younger than before ...we were eating with me cousing, meatballs with smth else which i can't recall and we were laughing so hard, loudly about smth which i can't recall eirther, that my cousin's nose exploded with snot all over his plate, after that we ended up crying and laughing at the same time...God ..this must be the funniest thing I experienced in my life.

 

[cedarbreed]

My drummer told me that if you happen to sneeze, burp and fart at the same time, you will die. Don't ask me why...

 

[Shadowlike]

is he a doctor or smth ?

 

[sol83]

i'd say he should stop doing so much pot.

 

[Achernar]

No. He's an expert in spontaneous combustion matters.

 

[cedarbreed]

No. He's an expert in spontaneous combustion matters.

Nope, he must just be an expert in human gaz

 

[Achernar]

you mean, like Mr. Methane?

How can someone fart for a life FFS?!

 

[cedarbreed]

Damn pétomanes !