Halford popped his Xena doll first so that Spawny would run for that while Halford could attend to the wounded Brothers of Shtool...
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Lord Tim
That guy from LORD
"Stay away from our mighty asses of death!" exclaimed the Brothers Of Schtool. Halford, knowing he was out clASSed ran for his life, screaming (for vengeance) like a little girl! 
Meanwhile, the world was suffering a dire fate from Spawny's ass weapon of mass destruction! All around there was...
Meanwhile, the world was suffering a dire fate from Spawny's ass weapon of mass destruction! All around there was...
..........much weeping and hugging while Spawnzilla went about his relentless rampage, crushing all who came before him for the cruel and unusual punishment he suffered at the hands of humanity and the Maiden Downunder board. Unfortunatelty, they were on to him, and the MD board had formed a special forces group to take down Spawnzilla with extreme prejudice, so they all met up and formed a plan to.........
KoichCPA
Banned
Eat much celery and talk about how to take that man beast that is Spawny,the plan eventuated into a giant pissup,full of manowar style poses and alot of lycra,spandex and leather.Once we had our uniforms sorted out everyone agreed that we will hold Iced Earth hostage and kill them if another violent emmision was parade out of Spanzilla's sphincter region. The plan.....
Lord Tim
That guy from LORD
... came to fruition as 20,000,000 Trent clones were mass produced (in a small factory just outside Wagga Wagga), complete with leather and spandex uniforms!
It was then that supreme leader, Mark, broadcasting from his mighty kingdom in the UK thus spoke...
It was then that supreme leader, Mark, broadcasting from his mighty kingdom in the UK thus spoke...
Cooperman
...to the rescue!!!
"Curse that Spawny. He and his 3500 posts are the cause of my bandwidth problems. KILL HIM!!!!" And with those words...
Spawnzilla cried and ran to his solitary Island hideaway, never to be heard from again!
So then the special forces gang celebrated and........
Lord Tim
That guy from LORD
... performed puppetry of the penis (except for LT, for as we all remember, his was severed in a tragic boating accident just off the coast of Alice Springs)... It was during such a show that...
His mightyness known as none other than Kip Winger apeared to congratulate them all on helping him live the dream of one day becoming a great glam god. At this sight before them they all.....
called up Don Dokken to conduct a contest between him and Kip Winger to see who would win and be crowned the better glam god...
But little did anyone realise there was many others vying for the crown.So pretty soon it all became more like a pagent for Mr World Glam God. So there was quickly set up a panel of judges who all were more than qualified to be on this panel they were...
Icarus
Shamone
but somehow the voting got mixed up and Trent one! All of a sudden the fingerless glove appears and says trent is the glam god the the world then crowns him a leopard skin crown. Trent is so happy he..........
Icarus
Shamone
teams up with all the greatest glam stars for a live rendition of Leather Boyz With Electric Toyz and brings the house down. Immediately, the world is loving it, and a glam comeback is on the horizon thanks to this great man Trent who was once ridiculed for dressing in drag when he was really only dressing as Poison...
sorry mine got in 1st so it should continue from mine....Icarus was replying to your other one trent.
