girl problems and zetaphiles?!

[Trylakos]

why would you?

i know a girl who wanked off a dog

because Im 15 years old:crap: and noone believed my "WHITE POWER" story thingy

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

"Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagel. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses"

 

[NAD]

White power story? I must've missed that one.

 

[Trylakos]

White power story? I must've missed that one.

not much of a story, my last name is Power and my math teacher was passing back assignments (placed in a pile of order of passed in) and he reads out by last name and this dude Matthew White got called out before me. so it was like WHITE! POWER!. Noone did anything... except I giggled

 

[Krilons Resa]

wtf

 

[NAD]

hahaha dude you're slowly rising the ranks of Awesome Poster status.

 

[Trylakos]

hahaha dude you're slowly rising the ranks of Awesome Poster status.

thanks...


why does this thread still say there is only 50 views(and why is it that high?) its UM is trying to deny people looked here... its like the Holocaust

 

[lizard]

First they came for the squirrels

And the Newfoundlander said nothing

Then they came for the dogs, and the Newfoundlander said nothing

Then as he was bent over a Newfoundland Fir stump and his buttocks were exposed and vulnerable

He cried out, "no, oh god, no!"

But god did not reply.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

WTF

exactly.
WTF?!?!!?


I'd block any idiot who calls himself a "zeta"

 

[Reign in Acai]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=213112&highlight=HORSE+guy

 

[Dead_Lioness]

this whole thread just makes you go
WTF

 

[Night Mare]

 

[KILL TULLY]

"
You're into fetish, die die die, waste of life, kill yourself, die die, worse then shit on my shoe, fucking die, just swallow cianide with that piss, die. Eat a grenade with that shit, die. Slit you're neck instead of licking boot, just kill yourself, you're a waste of life, die. Latex isn't hot just swallow a shotgun, diediedie, you're about as cool as africa, please just die. Next time you tie your self up, dont' forget the noose, die."


applies to dogfuckers tbh.

 

[Trylakos]

nah and he claims he never will

I keep telling him to make Zoo influenced Black Metal. That would be pretty interesting.

"I've finally managed to capture the essence of zoophilia into sound "

 

[Demilich]

I say with weird fetish/philia things that cause harm to others,etc.: fine to WANT to / think about doing these things, but when you cross the line and actually do it, be prepared for the consequences you fucking KNOW are coming when people find out!

 

[Hell Mike]

If you want to do such things you're a freak weirdo and deserve to get the shit kicked out of you lots of times and die

 

[Claws of Perdition]

And the angel of the lord came unto me,
snatching me up from my place of slumber.
And took me on high, and higher still
until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself.
And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest.
And as we descended,
cries of impending doom rose from the soil.
One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear.
And terror possesed me then.
And I begged, "Angel of the Lord,
what are these tortured screams?"
And the angel said unto me,
"These are the cries of the carrots,
the cries of the carrots!
You see, Reverend Maynard,
tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust."

 

[lizard]

trylakos, don't show your friend this:

 

[Trylakos]

@ lizard


and to this day, this girl still doesn't know

ITT I realize how gay I sound, and thats not a very good thing

 

[Guthrum]

This thread = x10

Why would you tell a friend about your animal fetish anyway? That's something you keep to yourself at all costs, hahaha.