Given the option, would you rather be bitten by a...

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  • a Vampire

    Votes: 7 63.6%
  • a Werewolf

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • a Zombie/that rat-monkey from Dead-Alive

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Total voters
    11

VangelicSurgeon

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Considering the chance of infection is 100% and in less than a week's time you will transform into a slavering creature of the night...

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definitely werewolf. definitely. they are at least pretty neat looking. vampires are too cliche and zombies just are NOT cute.
 
Definitely a vampire. There not as hairy as a wearwulf and your skin doesn't fall off like a zombie and blood doesn't taste that bad. And it'd be a big bonus if I was one of them that turned into a bat. That'd just be cool.
 
PS. A vampire being too cliche is a terrible reason not to get bitten by one. You'd have to live with the affliction you chose for all eternity, and it would suck to choose thesecond best one just because of a cliche of the decade which will probably pass, but when it does pass you have already chosen werewolf so you are totally screwed and have balls of shit stuck to your ass hair while all the vampires go off and have banquets and symphonies!
 
Yeah obviously zombie is out of the question...I am torn and will have to give this some serious thought. there are many pros and cons for both the werewolf and the vampire. Oh, by the way I'm going to go ahead and say you would NOT be in thrall to whomever bit you.
 
Originally posted by FuSoYa
PS. A vampire being too cliche is a terrible reason not to get bitten by one. You'd have to live with the affliction you chose for all eternity, and it would suck to choose thesecond best one just because of a cliche of the decade which will probably pass, but when it does pass you have already chosen werewolf so you are totally screwed and have balls of shit stuck to your ass hair while all the vampires go off and have banquets and symphonies!

vampires are like, the tribal tattoo of this post! hahahaha.

besides, i think humans suck compared to dogs so like, it'd be neat to be a dog that could shred humans to pieces. i wouldnt want to go biting other people and making them live forever as pale, gothic, whiny HUMANS. like, no way.
 
not to mention the ray bans commercial. wow, did you see how cold and heartless those vampires were -- laughing at their buddy going up in smoke. OUCH
 
Originally posted by the_preppy
vampires are like, the tribal tattoo of this post! hahahaha.

besides, i think humans suck compared to dogs so like, it'd be neat to be a dog that could shred humans to pieces. i wouldnt want to go biting other people and making them live forever as pale, gothic, whiny HUMANS. like, no way.

oh oh wait, i just realized that the proper protocol of being called out is to say "HUH?"
 
here's the thing.

some romanian legend variants post that when a werewolf dies, h/she automatically becomes a vampire, free of charge.

so you get the best of both worlds with the werewolf vote.

that's like a bombshell on this poll, in my book.

i would have voted vargvolf, in any case. lycanthrope is a title worth tossing into any conversation.