avi
W3RK3R
being a vampire means scoring hott goth chix, so yeah, the answer's obvious. werewolves are a touch more metal, though.
Given the option, would you rather be bitten by a...
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BigFakeSmile
toe much love!
avi
W3RK3R
minxnim
meow
FuSoYa
Lunarian
I was just listening to "Vempire..." for the first time in years the other day, and it is amazing. Regardless of CoF's later work, that EP is a masterpiece.
screwdriverqueen
human plant/container.
zombie, all the way.
i'm sorry, but how cool would it be to stagger up to people, body parts falling off, and then say in a slow deep voice that sounds like it's travelling through a long tube:
"check this shit out."
then you'd pull something out of your pocket, and tada!
it's your blackened rotting vagina. and then you'd proceed to eat their brains.
i'm sorry, but how cool would it be to stagger up to people, body parts falling off, and then say in a slow deep voice that sounds like it's travelling through a long tube:
"check this shit out."
then you'd pull something out of your pocket, and tada!
it's your blackened rotting vagina. and then you'd proceed to eat their brains.
FuSoYa
Lunarian
FrostGiant
Mr. Pibb > Dr. Pepper
Sure they can. They can say "braaaaiiins....braaaaiins." Bad part about being a zombie is that they are killed so easily. The only way they ever pose a threat is if there are a shitload of them. Too many to kill.
screwdriverqueen
human plant/container.
Baliset
guitar deity
"We like to talk big, vampires do. 'I'm going to destroy the world.' It's just tough guy talk. Strut round with your friends over a pint of blood... the truth is I like this world. You've got dog racing. Manchester United. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here."
-Spike
minxnim
meow
i think i just changed my mind. if i could be a vampire of the ink and dagger school i'd go there.
azal
love is the answer
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
I would have to say vampire, following FuSoYa's reasoning. And werewolves probably smell like dogs!
minxnim
meow
i wonder if i could be like, a werewolf sometimes and then sometimes a vampire. and i would want to have the option of wearing white as a vampire, is that okay?
BigFakeSmile
toe much love!
as long as its like antique lace and kindof turning off-white. youre turning into a vampire here, not a GOTH
minxnim
meow
okay. i just wanted to make sure. because white is a pretty flattering color and i dont want to like, lose it entirely.
minxnim
meow
also, remember that cartoon "bunnicula"? where the bunny sucked the juice out of carrots and stuff? i think we know the truth about the evil paws now, don't we?
xfer
I JERK OFF TO ARCTOPUS
i read the book ("The Celery Stalks At Midnight") and some sequels, but i didn't know there was a CARTOON! the book was pretty cool, if i remember; everyone could talk except Bunnicula, who just peered out mysteriously from his cage...
