GMD Poll: Top Ten Albums of 1981

[TechnicalBarbarity]

best death metal band ever

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Jesus christ, what the fuck is even happening here?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Jesus christ, what the fuck is even happening here?

A big hairy Armenian is having his way with a sassy virgin whiteboi and both are loving it.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When have i ever claimed id break someones teeth because of anything music related? It has only happened with approximately two people, one being you which is why you're once again all over the place and bringing this shit up. Some of the personal shit that you and that other cocksucker have said to me would without a doubt result in you waking up in the ER. I dont need to give much of a shit to put a fist ion your mouth

Wait really, I'm on that list? I remember you adding someone as #2 to the list recently (forgotten already who it was, maybe CASSETTE?), but you said #1 "knew who they were". I didn't know it was me. Golly <3

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Did you cry to the mods to have CASSETTEISGOD's original offending post deleted? I can't find it or anything else related to that argument. What a pussy.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

i know this is going to ruin some of the your future wank sessions, but i'm not hairy.

Jesus christ, what the fuck is even happening here?

your unclecousin HBB was compelled to come to your rescue, only to once again stumble all over the place and embarrass himself.

Wait really, I'm on that list? I remember you adding someone as #2 to the list recently, but you said #1 "knew who they were". I didn't think it was me. Golly <3

sure you didnt. I know youre dumb, but never took you for a liar.

Did you cry to the mods to have CASSETTEISGOD's original offending post deleted? I can't find it or anything else related to that argument. What a pussy.

i have never in my life reported anyone. i've been making fun of the snitches here for years and you basically just called me one?

and look at you once again trying to steer this somewhere else by namedropping CIG. pathetic.

 

[no country for old wainds]

Yeah. I have no idea how that was confusing considering everyone else was just talking about that album for the past 3 pages.

were they though

you, uh, might wanna reread that shit

(and then adjust your list accordingly)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

i know this is going to ruin some of the your future wank sessions, but i'm not hairy.



your unclecousin HBB was compelled to come to your rescue, only to once again stumble all over the place and embarrass himself again.



sure you didnt. I know your dumb, but never took you for a liar.



i have never im ly life reported anyone.

Why would it be me? The only thing I can find in my post history is maybe

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...bitching-thread.388768/page-607#post-10886996

Which you apparently did not reply to. I've only started ramping up the Armenian shit recently, so if I'm on your "punch on sight" list it must be for music-related reasons and not personal reasons.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

And yes, you shave and wax quite regularly, you stud.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Why would it be me? The only thing I can find in my post history is maybe

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...bitching-thread.388768/page-607#post-10886996

Which you apparently did not reply to. I've only started ramping up the Armenian shit recently, so if I'm on your "punch on sight" list it must be for music-related reasons and not personal reasons.

You must have some fucked up memory, either that or the search engine probably doesn't work right. My memory never fails me.

so you're implying that i'd want to physically hurt someone because of "music-related reasons"? really?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

were they though

you, uh, might wanna reread that shit

(and then adjust your list accordingly)

Ah, I totally misread the entire discussion. List has been fixed.

I humble kneel before the supreme intellect that is TB and HBB and submit myself to their incredible wisdom.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You must have some fucked up memory, either that or the search engine probably doesn't work right. My memory never fails me.

so you're implying that i'd want to physically hurt someone because of "music-related reasons"? really?

a. You have a "punch on sight" list
b. CASSETTEISGOD was the second person added to that list, roughly a month ago
c. You didn't name the first person on that list at the time
d. You claim that I was that first person on that list
e. I've never made an Armenian genocide joke nor comments about your family being child rapists until after you got super butthurt from the CIG post that inspired you to make him #2 on your list
f. I can't find any history of you adding me to such a list in the past
g. The only other things we argue about are music-related

Therefore, assuming my search skills aren't failing me, it follows that I was added to your list for reasons that weren't personal but instead likely music-related.

EDIT: I mean, if your memory never fails you, name the very first thing that resulted me in being added to your "punch on sight" list.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... i will take you under my wing and rid you all the shittacular bands you listen to, young yoda.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

TB's got a punch list? That's weaksauce. I've got a kill list and you two are tied for 1st.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

... i will take you under my wing and rid you all the shittacular bands you listen to, young yoda.

The wing is actually vintage Armenian curtain woven in 10000 BC hung in TNB's cousin's closet, where the first Armenian man ever alive buggered the second one, thereby creating a rich history of pederasty which would go on to inspire the Greeks and create Western civilization as we know it.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

e. I've never made an Armenian genocide joke
f. I can't find any history of you adding me to such a list in the past
.

yes you have 100%. Maybe you deleted it. Maybe you really cant remember it and have convinced yourself you havent.

And it couldnt be a list it it only had one name.

Lets say you were number #2(which i promise you are not, you were the first). What difference would it make? "oh well it was after you took offense to CIG's post". Is that some kind of reasonable excuse?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

yes you have 100%. Maybe you deleted it. Maybe you really cant remember it and have convinced yourself you havent.

And it couldnt be a list only had one name.

Lets say you were number #2(which i promise you are not, you were the first). What different would it make? "oh well it was after you took offense to CIG's post". Is that some kind of reasonable excuse?

The point is that I'm not lying when I say I had no idea I was #1. I've been trying very hard lately to make it to #3, which to your credit you seemed to have been blowing off, only to now realize I've been wasting my time and effort when I'm already holding the gold trophy.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

And yeah there's always a valid excuse when the honor and glory of my rich Germanic-Turkic heritage is under fire, I'll focking step on your caterpillars m8, ur shit 2 me, armpits get smashed on site no exxxceptions

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Even if I deleted it, btw (which I never would), I assume that you still would have quoted my post and called me out. I can't find any trace of you doing that. Therefore, never happened, just like your "people's" history pre-1919.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

The point is that I'm not lying when I say I had no idea I was #1. I've been trying very hard lately to make it to #3, which to your credit you seemed to have been blowing off, only to now realize I've been wasting my time and effort when I'm already holding the gold trophy.

yes, even when i started thinking you were ok i was always kind of like "its sad that im going to have to punch this little bastard out if i ever see him IRL". I mean dont get me wrong, i might buy you a beer afterwards and let you contemplate on just why i spanked you. But you shouldn't need to think too hard to figure out why. I never say anything to anyone here that i wouldn't say if we were in IRL. Thats the main difference between me and some of y'all.

But look, we can move the punishment down to a single gut shot, since clearly the whole "breaking your teeth" thing has been on your mind and is bothering you.