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[no country for old wainds]

is that what you sounded like when your one buddy shoved that champagne bottle up your ass? You remember posting about that right? lmao

ok hold the fuck up, what

 

[HamburgerBoy]

ok hold the fuck up, what

Never happened. I did let him touch my ass but he never entered it (unless he did when I was unconscious). If it did happen it was a bottle of scotch anyways, totally different circumference.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

yes, ask him. he might actually enjoy recapping the story for us again.

Also ....

 

[Talos of Atmora]

Does Omni even like Star Wars though? I'm not about to waste time pouring over her post history so you guys would have to tell me. Since last year, I've just been seeing the conversations about her and just haven't participated all that much due to not knowing anything.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

... lol, you guys really dont see this? amazing

 

[HamburgerBoy]

When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me we were going through the levels and collecting these stamps, like flowers, stars, the usual Mario powerups, he asked wondering why they didn't include the mushrooms, and I joked that mushroom stamps would have been a bit inappropriate for an E-rated game. To my surprise considering he was a raging faggot and pervert, he apparently never heard of the term before, but told me I gave him one the following morning.

 

[CiG]

Talos just post a fucking picture or this autism will continue and we'll never get to the end of this fucking game's results.

Also ....

When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me we were going through the levels and collecting these stamps, like flowers, stars, the usual Mario powerups, he asked wondering why they didn't include the mushrooms, and I joked that mushroom stamps would have been a bit inappropriate for an E-rated game. To my surprise considering he was a raging faggot and pervert, he apparently never heard of the term before, but told me I gave him one the following morning.

 

[no country for old wainds]

When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me we were going through the levels and collecting these stamps, like flowers, stars, the usual Mario powerups, he asked wondering why they didn't include the mushrooms, and I joked that mushroom stamps would have been a bit inappropriate for an E-rated game. To my surprise considering he was a raging faggot and pervert, he apparently never heard of the term before, but told me I gave him one the following morning.

i knew you wouldn't be able to resist posting some horrorshow like this.

nice edit btw lol

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

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When we were playing Super Mario Galaxy on the night he sexually assaulted me we were going through the levels and collecting these stamps, like flowers, stars, the usual Mario powerups, he asked wondering why they didn't include the mushrooms, and I joked that mushroom stamps would have been a bit inappropriate for an E-rated game. To my surprise considering he was a raging faggot and pervert, he apparently never heard of the term before, but told me I gave him one the following morning.

yeah fucking right bro. you were literally gushing in your psot about how you guys banged each toher with that bottle. There is no such thing as "halfway banging" btw. "it only went in my butt just a little bit"

 

[HamburgerBoy]

In all honesty it was probably one of the better things in my life to happen. Made me realize that it's really possible to laugh at anything.

 

[no country for old wainds]

it's not gay unless the balls touch anyways so what's the big deal

 

[HamburgerBoy]

yeah fucking right bro. you were literally gushing in your psot about how you guys banged each toher with that bottle. There is no such thing as "halfway banging" btw. "it only went in my butt just a little bit"

That definitely never happened. There was a point prior to when he got me unconscious that he asked me to photograph myself naked with a bottle of scotch over my crotch. That was the most bottle-on-flesh action to happen during my time with him.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Also, you should take out that last quote in your sig since i was calling you A GAY, something that you never admitted to in any of your messages, so i just rolled with it and kept fucking with you. And yes, i DID have respect for you back then. Also, ill ask again. Do you like balls and penis?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@no country for old wainds this is what happened to his butt that night ...

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Also, you should take out that last quote in your sig since i was calling you A GAY, something that you never admitted to in any of your messages, so i just rolled with it and kept fucking with you. And yes, i DID have respect for you back then. Also, ill ask again. Do you like balls and penis?

Deal with it.

When is the last time you asked? Is that a question you ask me a lot?

 

[CiG]

Also, ill ask again. Do you like balls and penis?

Penises are fucking beautiful btw.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I remember on the BraveBoard someone had sig'd for years a post I made about the aesthetic superiority of the cock. I wish I saved it, it was one of my better posts on the subject. Cocks are fucking beautiful. Plain and simple. I've never hid my feelings towards the cock online. I don't particularly ever want to suck one or have one in my butt, but they can certainly be quite visually appealing.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

@CASSETTEISGOD
yeah, the guy has always beat around the bush. "I LOVE PENIS, but not the way it tastes"

 

[CiG]

I'm not gay but I think cocks look perfect and I stare at the guy's alpha male asshole when watching porn.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Love the dick, not the dicking.