GMD Poll: Top Ten Albums of 2006

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1. Evil Army - S/T
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2. Motorhead - Kiss of Death
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3. Farscape - Killers on the Loose
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4. Scenery - Continuity
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5. Hellish Crossfire - Slave of the Burning Pentagram
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6. Tyr - Ragnarok
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7. Amon Amarth - With Oden on Our Side
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8. Iron Maiden - A Matter of Life and Death
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9. Anonymus - Chapter Chaos Begins
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10. Sodom - S/T
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1. Dissection - ReinkaΩs

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2. Repugnant - Epitome of Darkness

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3. Slugathor - Circle of Death

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4. Morrigan - Welcome to Samhain

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5. Force of Darkness - Force of Darkness

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6. Zemial - In Monumentum

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7. Sextrash - Rape From Hell

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8. Negative Plane - Et In Saecula Saeculorum

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9. Dismember - The God that Never Was

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10. Drowned - Viscera Terræ

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Evil Army rules.

Still remember back in '08 buying a shirt, LP and 7 inch from Rob Evil with a fucking mailing cheque, before he got locked up. Throughout the pandemic he was teasing a new album but 2021 was the last update. Hope we get it one day and I hope it's under 30 minutes again!

Anyways, here's my list.
Takin' the Piss with 2006:

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1. Endwarfment - The Paralympik Sessions
Favourite song: "Diffenately Abledd"

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2. Your Kid's on Fire - Aught Six: A Necrodyssey
Favourite song: "Beyond the Darkness"

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3. Repugnant - Epitome of Darkness
Favourite song: "Sacred Blasphemy"

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4. Warning - Watching from a Distance
Favourite song: "Watching from a Distance"

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5. The Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom - Battle Staffs in the Mushroom Woods
Favourite song: "Haunted Ride"

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6. Accept Death - Accept Death
Favourite song: "Kill Everyone"

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7. Solitude Aeturnus - Alone
Favourite song: "Scent of Death"

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8. Hammers of Misfortune - The Locust Years
Favourite song: "Trot Out the Dead"

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9. Gut - The Cumback 2006
Favourite song: "Jenna Haze (You're a Pro)"

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10. Coffins - The Other Side of Blasphemy
Favourite song: "Evil Infection"
 
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01. Crystallion - A Dark Enchanted Crystal Night
Favorite song: "Guardians of the Sunrise"

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02. Heavenly - Virus
Favorite song: "Liberty"

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03. Cellador - Enter Deception
Favorite song: "No Chances Lost"

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04. Iron Maiden - A Matter of Life and Death
Favorite song: "For the Greater Good of God"

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05. Dragonforce - Inhuman Rampage
Favorite song: "Lost Souls in Endless Time"

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06. Majesty - Hellforces
Favorite song: "Guardians of the Dragon Grail"

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07. Van Canto - A Storm to Come
Favorite song: "The Mission"

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08. Wuthering Heights - The Shadow Cabinet
Favorite song: "Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night"

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09. Falconer - Northwind
Favorite song: "Tower of the Queen"

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10. Dragonland - Astronomy
Favorite song: "Contact"
 
1. Stolen Babies - There Be Squabbles Ahead
(insert huge gap here)
2. Madder Mortem - Desiderata
3. Ava Inferi - Burdens
4. Krux - II
5. Solitude Aeturnus - Alone
 
1. Warning - Watching from a Distance
An unparalleled emotional wallop across all genres and personal GOAT contender.
2. Hammers of Misfortune - The Locust Years
Bombastic, organ-fueled political heavy metal that hits especially hard in times of war and societal dysfunction... evergreen, in other words.
3. Antiquus - Eleutheria
Beautifully vivid sci-fi storytelling that deftly matches emotional peaks within the story to emotional peaks in the music. Not only the best discovery I've made sifting through 2006 releases recently, but also my greatest (full-length album) obsession of 2024.
4. Bretwaldas of Heathen Doom - Battle Staffs in the Mushroom Woods
One: Bretwaldas needs to be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Two: whenever Bretwaldas is not playing, all the other bands should be asking, "where's Bretwaldas?"
5. Dim Mak - Knives of Ice
Violent techdeath as immediate and viscerally satisfying as the martial arts films it pays homage to. Makes you want to break bricks with your hands and jiggle your pecs like Bolo Yeung. SHOW US STORM!!
6. Martyr - Feeding the Abscess
7. Pharaoh - The Longest Night
8. Zemial - In Monumentum
9. Keep of Kalessin - Armada
10. Summoning - Oath Bound