got in a fight

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i think the punching was already warrented

 

[Lord Foul]

Some young Jewish girl on the bus kept giving me pervy looks and putting her hand on my leg. I was waiting for her to grab my crotch or something so I would have a legitimate excuse to punch a teenager. How awesome would that be?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Very clever, but I would charm him with my personality and not resort to leg-touching.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Very clever, but I would breast him with my personality and not resort to leg-touching.

Fixed



(Yes, I know it says breast him... I typed it wrong the first time, and I laughed and left it)

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I have boobs and personality. What more could he want?

 

[Calamitas1786]

To be STD free?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Oh come on, I'm not even close to as trashy as you guys seem to think I am.

 

[Lunar Still]

Isabel, you should know by now that women can only be whores or nuns, there is no middle ground.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Nonsense, I like my nuns whorish. I mean, they're married to god, and he's omniopotent, so they're effectively fucking everyone

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Nuns have no fun!

 

[Lord Foul]

Oh come on, I'm not even close to as trashy as you guys seem to think I am.

So you're admitting to being at least somewhat trashy

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

isabel's breasts are quite charming

 

[flying_whale]

So you're admitting to being at least somewhat trashy

she just has a high libido

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Or she just has sex like most human beings... You guys are funny.

 

[Lord Foul]

isabel's breasts are quite charming

Steven Wilson could be a major tit man for all we know.

Or she just has sex like most human beings... You guys are funny.

Merely playful humor, sir. No need to go all serious on us.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

penis lolz

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

titsplz.

 

[Blacken the angel]

Nuns have no fun!

you like mercyful fate?

 

[El Stormo]

Today some dude in my class kept calling me a racist and stuff, and if im something not its beeing a racist...so at one point i couldnt take it anymore i told him a couple of times to shut the fuck up, so i hit him on the nose and it starts bleeding like hell and shit, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, and said, "You're moving with your auntsie and uncle in Bel-Air"! I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence plate said "FRESH" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw, forget it," Yo holmes, to Bel-Air! I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo holmes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!

Fixed.

 

[Lord Foul]

Fixed.

Oh Jesus, leave that shit on 4chan plz.